HEAVEN'S GATES.ᐟ

𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏, 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒.ᐟ enlightened by dust; he/they, 21+ dash-only; follows from onhigh

[pearlfeather]

#𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔩𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗. indie, 18+, headcanon - heavy, && mutuals - only st. peter of hazbin hotel. enlightened by dust; he/they, 21+. follows from onhigh. dash - only. see main blog for rules. carrd tba. ─┼─── headcanons; memes.

[velliememes]

Send 📱 for a drunken text from my muse

If you cannot see the emoji send 'Phone'

[velliememes]

Send 📱 for a drunken text from my muse

If you cannot see the emoji send 'Phone'

[pearlfeather]

st peter is just camp camp's david to me like i don't hear darren chris when i write peter's dialogue i just hear miles luna

[pearlfeather]

" now hold on a second , i didn't do anything ! "

[fletchingbrilliant]

"Like a serpent. Adorable." 🥹🤍🥲

(this was basically my reaction when I first learned pen's name too)

Needed more HolyGates. Just look at them T___T

Played with line coloring and stuff tooooooo

[pearlfeather]

@morningful replied to your post “he's lost . what's going on now ?”: ─┼─── Lucifer vc: it's best to just walk away, Pete

​" i'm choosing not to listen to you , lu . "

[pearlfeather]

he's lost . what's going on now ?

[holyabel]

"Oh, that's cute."

[pearlfeather]

ahem . “ um . yes , yeah , sure , totally ! uh . whenever you're free , i mean . ”

[pearlfeather]

@holyabel replied to your post “demons aren't the only ones down to smash ,...”: ─┼─── After learning what that means, you can do that if you want. 👉🏻👈🏻

[pearlfeather]

@biblicalcblasphemies' abel sent a prayer ! "We can't skip the Beegees. We can only prolong the inevitable."

" well , i'm going to find it mildly bothersome anyway . " his arms fold over his chest with an irritated hum , though he's visibly not as serious as he kinda maybe wants to be . this is heaven , after all , even if it is the beegees the song in question can't be that bad , right ?

and then , he has a thought . peter squints over at the playlist , checks their surroundings , and nudges at abel's side to motion towards it . " think i could , oh , i dunno , get away with slipping in maybe one or two more songs before the beegees ? "

" unless you actually don't mind the band . then , ha! , i was totally joking before ! "

[muselixer]

dumb things my friends and I have said: 2025!

part one: january - march apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)

"If I woke up tomorrow and I was 13 again, it would be over for me."

"That guy's a fucking bozo."

"Why do you know what happens when you cut a bird's head off?"

"I don't care! I hate his guts! ...However, I would still very much fall for it."

"I have chronic autism."

"I keep enough change in my asshole that I jingle."

"Oh my god, I wanna be an oil puddle soooo bad."

"So, I cut off my ass, and sold it to Joann Fabric."

"What if my muscles get too relaxed and my uterus falls out?"

"There's not an agitator in this washing machine, but there is an agitator in me."

"Your Honor, no shit!"

"WHO FILLED MY HOLE?"

"All I do is deal with dumbasses."

"How 'bout you bid deez nuts?"

"I'd sauté that pickle."

"Why'd you emote at me?"

"I'm turning into Mussolini and I'm not even fully sure who that is."

"No! I've never hawk-tuah'd on my inhaler!"

"I bet she failed Breathing 101."

"It's like... I'm vibing, right? But the vibrator is broken. Y'know?"

"Oh, that is NOT Biggie Cheese."

"What do you MEAN, I have a small grabbable waist?"

"I SAID I EAT ASS! I WINKED AT YOU! YOU DIDN'T RESPOND!"

"Fish stay under the water, I think."

"Dudes are mounting each other, and I'm here for it."

"Tomorrow is the day my penis starts bleeding for a week."

"Yeah, man. Sure. Whatever fucks your butt, I guess."

"Let me in, I have my rights! Me and the bugs outnumber you!"

"I would get a cybernetic dick immediately."

"If anything, you're a power bottom."

"Just put it in my trunk raw."

"We can go to Barnes and Noble and eat a book."

"I GOT your four basic food groups! Butter, Kraft singles, milk, and Verners!"

"I know he needs to go at a speed, but fuck."

"I DON'T WANT MY COCK TO FIZZ!"

"I think we should replace testicles with squeaky toys."

"I've replaced my bong water with Coca Cola."

"Imagine gooning in a self driving bus."

"Where is the tit on the almond?"

"Can you describe your coworkers in three words, without using slurs?"

"I'm so excited. I'm gonna look like a chicken."

"We can't skip the Beegees. We can only prolong the inevitable."

"If they talk behind your back... fart."

[pearlfeather]

demons aren't the only ones down to smash , abel .

[revengevvay]

spot the difference (impossible)

[rradiio]

✧-- " Oh she really is the best don't you think so? So amazing- she's the best at what she does! Oh and I have reacquainted with the seraphim...."

✧-- " 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕐𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕀𝕊 𝕀ℕ 𝕋ℝ𝕆𝕌𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝔼𝕏ℂ𝔼ℙ𝕋 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕊ℙ𝔼𝔸𝕂𝔼ℝ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔼𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕐. 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕨? 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤? "

[pearlfeather]

" she's lovely , truly , in any short moment i've had the privilege — "

the sudden boom in His voice startles him . whoops , got too comfy . " wait , sir , your – your holiness , most of us had no idea — "

[rradiio]

✧-- " Oh that's great to hear , yes absolutely. I am so sorry for my absence, melancholy is an easy trap for an angel to fall into. "

" But I'm here now and can't wait to get caught up on everything~ "

[pearlfeather]

" oh , no apologies ! your speaker has been doing her job beautifully in your absence . " peter shifts a little in His palm for comfort . " have you reacquainted with seraphim yet ? "

[remnantsouls]

"Did you know you are considered as a base of lore for Vampires in some places?" He knew he wouldn't be in the book. "Is it true you chose to have yourself crucified upside down? That's kinda badass"

[pearlfeather]

" really ? well , if i had any say , i'd let you pass just for the flattery .

" but , i have no say . down the stairs , buddy . "