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Two years ago S3 ended with ‘Life is now’

and now we had the bloopers ending with ‘So when your work is done, and what you’ve made is finally complete, it seems like an incredibly large part of your life is gone.’

and i’m like…so sad right now

outofthewood

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#skam italia

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choose your fighter:

marti: *gets emotional over headphones because it’s their thing now as well* what is an……….. emma? send her to mars why won’t you

elia: *only wants to hug marti* so :( one :( of :( my :( best :( friends :( didn’t :( think :( he :( could :( tell :( me :( he :( likes :( guys :(

luca: *confusingly eating his bread* so you’re… trans???????

gio n1: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? (ง •̀_•́)ง WHY ARE WE SHARING THE SAME OXYGEN YOU SHITHEAD (ง •̀_•́)ง COME BACK HERE (ง •̀_•́)ง

gio n2: *in awe* i love you bby just come out to our friends bby everyone loves you bby do you want my liver bby

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

msbriket

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

cleothegoldfish

It got better

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I see friday’s text chain something like this:

martino @ nico: i’m at gio’s aunt’s cabin

nico @ sana: hey do you know the exact location of gio’s aunt’s cabin asking because of reasons

sana, who’s heard the rumors: i’ll ask eva wait a sec

sana @ eva: niccolò wants to know how to get to gio’s aunt’s cabin!!!

eva @ gio: should i tell niccolò how to find your cabin????

gio, staring at martino’s depressed face: DO IT

moethequeerwitch

Well that happened

jvlianbashir

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

spiroandthelacktones

Ok but I legit thought “that’s a pretty good little dog cake” for the first one and then I read the word lamb

yellowpoet

my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:

yellowpoet

i wish this was me

sandandglass

a-melior-ate

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

probablybadrpgideas

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

20thcenturyvole

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

weaselle

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

drackir

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.