rocking-horse people eat marshmallow pies. @pedrit0rodriguez - Tumblr Blog

My mum has an issue with Newt Scamander’s name because Scamander sounds like salamander and a salamander is a type of newt but I am 300% sure that it is not a coincidence since it comes from the woman that brought us Wolf Raised-by-Wolves the werewolf and Dog Black the black dog

duckypi

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

pucikat-deactivated20161211

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

Someone: Oooo why are you smiling at your phone?? Is it a boy ;)???

Me, scrolling through Joe Biden memes: uh,,,yeah

#literally

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

#please

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#ANGRY #I should've done better #I don't deserve this little #smh

cilly-murphy

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Announcement Trailer

#I cried #HP

rayinberkeley

#o m f g #this is the best thing ever #omfg

true-pain

#gbf #can we just talk about how good MJW looks in this #wtf

guyliner-appreciation

dan howell, kool kizzle

#this isn't 2012 #i have been killed #stfu bitch I do what I want #johnlock5ever in da haus #phan #gdi Daniel

lee jordan: so here on potterwatch we managed to get an exclusive interview with the dark lord himself!

lee jordan: voldy, i gotta say, its an honour

fred weasley on helium: thank you lee, and may i say for the record that i am a massive butthead

lee jordan: you heard it here first folks, the dark lord is in fact a butthead

#lee jordan stan 2k15 #i love him #hp #omfg

bitchshrimp

#hes beautiful #i really really like him #markiplier

spearachas-deactivated20240112

THE FONDNESS I’M DEACTIVATING

#phan #both of u fuck right off

richmondvalentines

“But we – from day one – had a big competition to see who would get the biggest pecs, because we knew that we had to be topless. I think he may have got the guns, but in terms of abs and pecs I think I just pipped him to the post. But it might have to be for people to decide!” [x]

Respectfully submitted for your consideration, photographic evidence of petitioners’ efforts to, er, pip each other to the post. How does the tribunal rule?

#kingsman #well well well