Lord of the piss

My phone was haunted. I love you forever David Bowie. A- SlimyBlueBot

[danger]

you’re better off being alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.

from an anon  (via harmed)

[fy-perspectives]

Always remember, your focus determines your reality.

George Lucas (via fy-perspectives)

[thecommonchick]

LMAO I’M DYING 

[peelord-blog]

I updated my computer and I think that was pretty much an exorcism

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[weloveshortvideos]

Blue is fuckin’ tight.

[anerbananers]

Well he’s got a point there. 

[flomation]

“Why are making those blue, dude?” “‘Cause blue is fucking tight.” “Oh.”

[cosmicwizdom]

Love yourself so much that when someone treats you wrong, you recognize it.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

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kushandwizdom

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[kushandwizdom]

There is no next moment. This moment is it.

Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

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[wnq-anonymous]

Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[peelord-blog]

@majordeniall it keeps shutting itself off and it refuses to connect to the internet. And whenever I use it  there is a weird clicking noise.

[queeranne]

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

[weloveshortvideos]

he peed on the laptop

[peelord-blog]

Pretty sure my computer is haunted

[saint-boca-deactivated20180726]

[angelmilk]

[axiomschema]

Where’s the rest of his body!!!!!!

Don’t let him sit on the edge it’s not safe >:(

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

let him be……………………… he’s having fun

[peelord-blog]

@iero-must-die

[poeticsuggestion]

send me “if i were dating you” anons

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

im romantic as shit tbh