and i feel gay in this chilis tonight

katie - 20 - england - 2nd year animation - cute girls pls interact

[admiralrainbow]

you know what this is

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[blackarachnya]

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

[blackarachnya]

NSFW obviously but here it is 

[blackarachnya]

what the fuck

[weedle-testaburger]

[catchymemes]

[gayllotine]

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

[drafthearse]

listen binch. no one has an original style. no one pulls a unique style of art out of their ass. we get to where we are through observing others and being influenced by them and that’s how art works

[marisatomay]

tom holland is gay because he doesn’t activate my lesbian fight or flight instinct

[flameblade7]

maybe cuz you want to fuck him

[marisatomay]

I mean definitely not but i am impressed by your complete lack of reading comprehension

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A true bard

[hollowboobtheory]

[cookievampiress]

I don’t know a damn thing about D&D but this funny as fuck

[reinerbraun]

[sindead28]

This thing is way too relatable

[scampicaat]

Soft man falls asleep marking papers

speedpaint

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[scampicaat]

the miraculous journey of edward tulane

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[femboy-fever]

i’m about to be horny on main!!!

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you ready?

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OK!!!

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have a nice night!

[etotheoneeyeowl]

more

[femboy-fever]

we’re about to get really spicy!!!

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hold on to your hats!!!

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