woah

I dont believe in germ theory

[jukio8o]

sometimes I am plagued by visions. is this anything

[vivissecrettunnel]

bye bye muppet lover guy

[nightmaresyrup]

Vampire Lord, Pluffy

Rabbits with Himalayan markings look vampiric to me, because of their red eyes.

[sumrot]

Now I know something you don’t

[gestaltaggregation]

Strapping in for my inevitable death

[apollymitpolly]

Yay, summer batyaskuf 🥰

[neopetsdotcom]

Been playing with machines at work

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[sjalsarkiv]

a bit of inspiration from John Waters.

[cometcrystal]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t ttg tat ' tg a t c t t a t a A A. , ca a , t t . C… t' . at ! AT ! 't a t C. t T t tgat a c a a

Closest match: Cucumis melo isolate PI 511890 chromosome 4 Common name: Melon

(image source)

[iceninekrills-deactivated202509]

@the-muppet-joker my liege, I created a creepypasta/digital horror/whatever style edit of an image you reblogged a while back. do you like it my liege

original I based this off of under cut

[xylophonetangerine]

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[blirbie]

local class clown knocks over the hall monitor

commissions

[pelicanacho]

Florence Welch I do not deserve to have you come under my roof but just say that word and I will be healed

[reipx]

Cycle of violence