Achtung

[lulu2992]

The Safehouse - Hitman Freelancer

Or “47 killing time instead of people”

[soosmain]

Despite Sanguinius' foresight, his visions weren't specific on which Horus he would be meeting. The borrowed cloak and pelt masked the scent, too.

Dont think about it too hard, its cute.

[tchaikovskaya]

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

[tchaikovskaya]

I mean. Just devastating 😭

[tchaikovskaya]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[condensedvaporwave]

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

[condensedvaporwave]

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

[theprofessional-amateur]

I gotta add this one

[travalicious]

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[jackdaw-kraai]

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

[jungledubs-archive]

this was clarke and kubrick making the first movie/book right

we all know the real reference and we choose to ignore it in favour of its a got damn love song, harold. which is very valid i think. theyre gay your honour

[stellarred]

Picard *extends a hand*: I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Some alien diplomat: Oh, yes!!! My people have heard of you!

Picard: Oh? This is the first time that The Federation has made contact with your world.

Alien: No, Captain. We have heard of YOU before. You're quite the legend in this quadrant. Such a...special and exemplary human being!

Picard:

Riker and the rest of the Bridge crew:

Alien: The Great Mon Capitaine!

Riker and Bridge Crew:

Picard: Merde.

Uh, Q, it's the other way around, sweetie.

[dontlookatmeeeeee]

that dark vader shower head

[theartofthecover]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula sketch pin-up [date unknown]

Art by: Kerry Gammill

[elviraaxen]

HOW I ANIMATE 🤌

I couldn’t make individual gifs of this whole this so MADE A VIDJEW FOR YEW GOIS ! I didn’t know what else to make of my animation, so I decided to make it into a little quick tutorial. Hope it helps!

[animationdesk]

This is very helpful! Thank you for sharing this @chrompoised!

[rhadko]

[askfoxythejokerfox-deactivated2]

possibly one of the most hilarious Marvel comic strips iv read so far XD

[beardedmrbean]

Marbles

[peebongmoved]

[l-egionaire]

Can anyone who knows understands Star Wars weigh in on this idea of those being the accepted canons?

@imaredshirt , @fantasyscififan24 you guys are Star Wars fans. Feel like weighing in on this?

[sniperspissjar]

this norman rockwell painting looks fucking EXACTLY like scout and medic

[ceasarslegion]

Not gonna judge anyone for their personal interpretations of fictional characters but it IS wild to me when folks headcanon Gordon Freeman as this dark unhinged murder man when this is how he reacts to holding a big bug in the middle of fighting his way out of a traumatic apocalyptic event

[saluteofthejugger]

would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?

[saluteofthejugger]

Here you guys go,

this may take a while…

[saluteofthejugger]

snip

glorp!

[durbikins]

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

[wolveria]

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

[cryptid-prrrince]

This is what you hear when you come into my room and I’m dissociating

[argumate]

you made it sexy

[cargopantsman]

I knew the kid was trouble as soon as he walked in. The old man didn’t give me any warm fuzzies neither. Sure, I needed the job, but I had a bad feeling about it.