prepare yourself for something very dreadful

[pendejavibes]

Okay I’ve officially reblogged or queued all Hannibal related content to my new Hannibal side blog (chattylamb) so if anyone was sick of it: I’m now safe to follow again.

Anyone who wants that content, please migrate over.

[chattylamb]

ladies and gentlemen: her (me)

[nessguts]

i always put way too much effort into drawing the stupidest shit ever

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[spooksier]

what’s a bad miracle?

[cryptotheism]

Bitches say they want a weird girl but run when the quirky girl actually does have a house that walks on chicken legs

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Customizable characters in video game cut scenes:

[luisonte]

....las venden así

[black-geek-supremacy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[memeuplift]

[pendejavibes]

the way I feel connected to my community when having moments like this with a stranger on the bus

[pendejavibes]

I was trying to figure out how old Robin in Babel is because I missed when it said specifically how long he was in London and I ended up getting one huge spoiler 😭 I’m sure the next 2-3 chapters were going to state this clearly, but I was enjoying the mystery I was innnn

PSA: He’s eleven at the start of the book, and spends six years before going to Oxford so basic math at the point I was trying to figure out his age, he should be about seventeen.

[soracities]

from "Roland Barthes: Love as Language", The Artifice [iD in ALT]

[dykebluejay]

let’s see how bad tumblr drivers are. what’s your driving toxic trait

passenger princess 💅 (doesn’t drive)

i don’t always use my turn signal

i speed up instead of letting people pass me on the highway

you’ll never catch me going less than 10 over the speed limit

i’m super jerky with the accelerator/brake/steering wheel

i change lanes with no warning, signal, or regard for the people behind me

i run yellow lights until the last possible moment

i don’t brake enough on turns

i camp in the left lane on the highway instead of using it as a passing lane

i don’t do any of these fuck you people

Voting ended onSep 18, 2023

if you do more than one fuck you but also vote for the one you think is the worst/most dangerous. reblog for sample size

disclaimer: dykebluejay industries LLC does not condone these practices

[patronsaintofgotham]

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

[inkyself]

How you people watch a show but are not in the fandom is wild to me, like wdym you can consume a piece of media without it consuming yourself? You guys don’t obsess to the point of madness over those fictional people? Just me?

[funny-tik-toks]

[ottosgotanothergunagain]

This is the dude who runs our Accounts Payable department.

[thetimba]

[id: a toddler stands on a box next to a desk. (an adult’s arms are in frame, occasionally darting in to offer support, as the baby isn’t super stable.) The adult rings the desk phone from their mobile, and the baby waggles their arms excitedly and picks it up.

Baby babbles into the phone, in the unintelligible manner of a child who is vocalizing, but not yet speaking, but their tone is copied from hearing their parents, as it rises and falls conversationally. They dance happily and almost fall over. They catch their balance, and look at the out of frame adult with pride, hand over the receiver, as if to block their parent’s laughter from the line. They speak a few more ‘words’ before face-palming exaggeratedly.

Their tone turns more genial, and they turn and rest an elbow on a nearby shelf. They chatter for moment, before arching over backwards and taking on a more ‘good ol’ boys talking over the cooler’ type tone.

They over the receiver once more and turn to look at the adult of of frame, with the expression of a small child who has Done A Thing and checking their parent’s face to make sure it was appreciated. end id]

[pendejavibes]

5/5 on the customer satisfaction survey

[adz]

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

[pendejavibes]

lust

[marisatomay]

all these videos of people in california walking around playing in flood waters noooooooooooo you don’t enter flood water for the same reason you don’t breathe in wildfire smoke: you don’t know what’s in there but trust that it’s everything it could find before it got to you

[jadedanddark]

The Southern California area doesn't get floods often (not talking about the desert area, you guys know).

OP is completely correct. Things that regularly show up in flood water:

Raw sewage from pipes or septic tanks that got damaged

Staphylococcus, which when it takes root in any hangnail or scrape, or heaven forbid inside your favorite orifice, is a potentially dangerous infection

Ants. They don't drown easily and when they find higher ground, for example up the leg of someone wading, they take advantage. Wolf spiders and fleas do this too. And trust, if it's a city area that flooded, there ARE fleas.

Water that is deeper than you think, which can absolutely swallow your truck. You might know what the ground level looks like when it's not flooded, but you don't know what got washed away, or softened.

Glass, metal, branches, wire, really the whole gambit of things you don't want to be inside your skin. Can you see clear to the bottom in that water? No you cannot.

Dead things. Rats, stray animals that didn't make it to safety, fish who choked on the muddy water (if we're talking about a river or creek that burst its banks). Would you get into a swimming pool if you saw even one rat floating around in there? How about fifty?

Seriously friends, be safe. Don't go canoeing in the street no matter how funny it is. Don't drive your truck through the big puddles to make it splash. Don't go swimming. If you really have no choice and MUST enter the water for whatever reason, get out quickly and wash with clean water immediately, especially your eyes and any abrasions. Hospitals and the rescue aids are already going full throttle, don't add to their workload by being dumb.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

just wanted to add that floodwaters can also carry:

tetanus

flesh eating bacteria

Legionnaires' disease

animal waste, especially from farms

toxic chemicals, including gasoline, pesticides, etc.

submerged live wires that can electrocute you

dangerous live animals like snakes

heavy metals—lead and mercury are commonly found in floodwaters

human bodies

floodwater also often looks to be moving slower than it is!! you are at significant risk of being swept away even it the floodwaters only reach a couple feet!