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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@aris-not-ares
Uh hi?
Im being forced to do this-
Im Aris, I'm kinda just here.. I like fighting? I don't know what I'm doing help
Pronouns: He/him
Favorite god: Myself Ares
Age: I believe I'm 26? Idk how mortals age man
Yes I am the son of Ares.. and Aphrodite.
ZEUSIE BABIIIIEEEE
All of you shut up at look at the hot god
Are you aware that your father Ares is pregnant? Everyone is wondering which of his 3 partners is the father
He also screams at everyone, probably it's hormones
HAHSHSHSH FUCKEN LOOSERRR
*Walking into room*
Zeus! Hermes gave me some mol-
You look different.. did your tits get bigger?
[ARIS]
Zeusie : ... *is clearly a woman now* NO I just shaved.
@aris-not-ares
We listen and we don't judge
When I was 7, me and my friends saved a fish from drowning
(Tag your moots)
@literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @sunlights-daughter @protagaster @somereaderinblue @fronzie @notesbyaphrodite
We listen, we don't judge ✨
I painted a sunflower pattern on one of my dad's cows and told him it was a new species. He was not happy. -🌻
We listen, and we don't judge
I punched Zeus in the face because he spent 800 dollars of my hard earned money on Glitter Glue
“We listen, and we don’t judge.” ☹️☹️
“The first impression my boyfriend got of me is that I beat up harpies.”
@ceixion-of-ithaca , idk who else to tag
"We listen and we don't judge."
"I've called a goddess a bitch before."
@the-warrior-of-the-mind @sapphira3131 @reigningprinceofithaca
We listen and we don't judge.
I almost repeated history when Zeus brainwashed Lethia and so I almost stole my dad's trident to turn Zeus into swiss cheese 😊
I'm still waiting for my opportunity, Thunder Bringer.
@sunny-child-of-apollo @acezinspace
We listen and we don’t judge
I tried to kill a gorgon with a rusty kitchen knife (it didn’t work I fear😔)
@thatposidengirly @xolues-child-of-aelous @child-of-harpocrates
We listen and we don't judge
I've been to tatarus before
(OOC don't know who to tag so open tags)
(After a long explanation from Katherine of what this is)
"We listen, and we don't judge."
"I have killed more than one person for my children."
@nobilis-of-norway
“We listen and we don’t judge~”
“My first ever job, I got sent to collect the soul of a man who died in an explosion, and he asked what happened and I pulled outta book…”
“It was Farewell To Arms.”
“…”
“I WAS 18 WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR SHUSH”
@hellincarnation @i-was-never-sane
“We listen and we don’t judge. When I was younger I didn’t understand my strength so when I tried pushing my friend on the swing-“
“I may or may not have caused her to loose all her baby teeth..”
“I’m a good person I swear..”
@another-argo @god-abandon-me
"We listen and we don't judge."
"I lost all of my memories when I was 12, and when asked for my name, I made one up on the spot, and everyone has gone along with it for 2 years."
(normally I don't like tag games but this one is rlly fun)
@reyno-solis-real @pain-is-forever
We listen and we don't judge.
I got really beaten up by an empousa one time and tried to play it off as just a couple scratches, but my blind dad found out because I gave him the more fucked up hand and it scared the hell out of him, which resulted in him rushing me to medical and me being on bedrest (it's why you haven't been able to meet him yet Argo, like half my body is in bandages-).
@the-great-emperor-commodus @literally-tinker-bell
we listen we don't judge
one time when i was mortal and in the army i got dumped so bad i sabotaged the guy's platoon and they all died and we nearly lost the war.
@thenewsungod @the-son-of-the-sun
"We listen and we don't judge."
"One time I punched my brother and his boyfriend because he wouldn't do his job."
@ravensonofdionysus @that-roman-arsonist @literally-tinker-bell
"We listen and we don't judge. Whatever that means."
"Back when I was mortal I used to have to listen to my mother for the first couple years of my reign as emperor, it got annoying so I exiled her and had her killed later on."
(Open tags!!)
we listen we don't judge
back in my few first years at camp ares gave me an armour set as a gift,and i pawned if off, because i hated him for being a dead beat.
sorry dad..
@cloak-of-ares @the-wolf-of-ares
-I knew it, Steve,Hermes told me about it first thing.,
We listen, we don't judge
Once I was a male stripper for a 2 month in an ordinary strip bar. Undercover work. Hermes called it a job with no hidden parts. -
@the-speedster-god @sea-siblings @apollo-ask-blog @king-of-the-gods-zeus
It was fucking hilarious.
Ok, uhh, we listen and we don't judge... I have a lot of things one can judge me for.
I once turned a girl into a stone 'cus she wouldn't let me at it with her sister.
@apollo-phoebus @athena-greek-goddess uhh anyone else ig
We listen and we don't judge
I sometimes give Ares wrong information
@penelope-is-waiting @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost
We listen and we do not judge (why not judging can be fun)
I like to adopt kids because I love caring for others and maybe because it gives me a sense of importance to care for them
@sillypuppetmeister @telemachus-of-ithaca (idk man anyone who wants to lol)
“We listen and we don’t judge (also, hey Steve).”
“I wanted to be king of Ithaca and tried to marry the queen but accidentally fell in love with her son .. multiple times (sorry Penelope).”
@aris-not-ares @lizzzzzzzzzzzzzz---lol
“We listen and we don’t judge"
"I thought i could fix Antinous.. I also got seduced by Zeus" @l-l-l-l-legendary @the-greek-mulan
"A mere servant and nothing more"
@bigidiotenergytm <333
[ARIS not Odysseus]
The next of many backup secret Santa gifts! This one is for @aris-not-ares! A draw of Ares! I hope you like it- Happy Holidays!
OOC POST
Well. I'm fucking crying
Sir Hades-
Can I rest a bit? I'm very tired-
[Servant Aris Au]
@aris-not-ares
Hey there buckaroo…
So your Zeus looks very huggable🤔
May I give him a big hug?😔
he's laughin cause u think ur only gettin a hug 😔
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
ARIS YOU LITTLE SHIT WHAT YOU DOIN THERE
NOTHING LOOK AWAY
GODS I WISH I DID SOONER I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.
SERIOUSLY DUDE
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME??? ITS ZEUS
EXACTLY. ITS ZEUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME FOR ZEUS IF YOUR MAD AT ME- BE MAD AT HALF OF GREECE
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
ARIS YOU LITTLE SHIT WHAT YOU DOIN THERE
NOTHING LOOK AWAY
GODS I WISH I DID SOONER I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.
SERIOUSLY DUDE
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM ME??? ITS ZEUS
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
Where did you find this? Do you know what Hera will do if she finds out? It’s not pretty
SO, FUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL WHY DID APHRODITE GO FUCKED THE WHOLE PANTHEON WHY WAS SHE KISS BY MOM, ZEUS DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!!!!
Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT *EVERYTHING HAPPENED*? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
I plead the 5th
[squinted his eyes] if you mess up, you'll be under house arrest
Excuse me- I'm a grown ass adult, you can't tell me what to do.
Not old enough to be seduced by your own grandfather
Shut up you seduced your brothers wife.
She wasn't my Mother's mother!
Isn't she your aunt? Bc of whole balls in the ocean thing-
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
Where did you find this? Do you know what Hera will do if she finds out? It’s not pretty
SO, FUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL WHY DID APHRODITE GO FUCKED THE WHOLE PANTHEON WHY WAS SHE KISS BY MOM, ZEUS DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!!!!
Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT *EVERYTHING HAPPENED*? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
I plead the 5th
[squinted his eyes] if you mess up, you'll be under house arrest
Excuse me- I'm a grown ass adult, you can't tell me what to do.
Not old enough to be seduced by your own grandfather
Shut up you seduced your brothers wife.
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
Where did you find this? Do you know what Hera will do if she finds out? It’s not pretty
SO, FUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL WHY DID APHRODITE GO FUCKED THE WHOLE PANTHEON WHY WAS SHE KISS BY MOM, ZEUS DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!!!!
Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT *EVERYTHING HAPPENED*? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
I plead the 5th
[squinted his eyes] if you mess up, you'll be under house arrest
Excuse me- I'm a grown ass adult, you can't tell me what to do.
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
Where did you find this? Do you know what Hera will do if she finds out? It’s not pretty
SO, FUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL WHY DID APHRODITE GO FUCKED THE WHOLE PANTHEON WHY WAS SHE KISS BY MOM, ZEUS DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!!!!
Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT *EVERYTHING HAPPENED*? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
I plead the 5th
ok while i focus on other things today take this lil gay thing i did for @aris-not-ares of aris (oc) n zeus uwu
Where did you find this? Do you know what Hera will do if she finds out? It’s not pretty
SO, FUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL WHY DID APHRODITE GO FUCKED THE WHOLE PANTHEON WHY WAS SHE KISS BY MOM, ZEUS DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS!!!!
Hi dad.. uh- don't ask. Stuff happened :D
