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[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[wolfxblake-deactivated20180701]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[cyberist]

“i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

[biomedicool]

Second patient cured of HIV, say doctors

Adam Castillejo, the "London Patient", is free of the virus more than 30 months after stopping treatment.

A man from London has become the second person in the world to be cured of HIV, doctors say.

Adam Castillejo is still free of the virus more than 30 months after stopping anti-retroviral therapy.

He was not cured by the HIV drugs, however, but by a stem-cell treatment he received for a cancer he also had.

[annabellioncourt]

In better medical news today holy absolute fuck.

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[teenagerposts]

absolutely genius

[luckyrabbt]

ok but why steal your ex’s netflix when you can buy your own

[teenagerposts]

[lesbianfemmes]

The ultimate move 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

LMAO I HATE EVERYTHING

[unholyglee]

I JUST SPIT-TAKE EVERYWHERE.

[note-a-bear]

CHILLLLL

[this-old-account]

Girl got GAME

[lesbian-revolt]

So not useless lesbian then

[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[space-is-out-there]

I’ve learned more about Congress from this post than I did from an entire semester of college level Political Science class

[marisatomay]

so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the third that the arthurian legend hasn’t even occurred yet in the scu (shrek cinematic universe) as arthur and his knights (including lancelot) are still in high school so @dreamworksanimation

[marisatomay]

these takes are so galaxy brain

[chickenfarmersan]

[nintendocialism-deactivated2023]

was gonna say… this is the sort of flex the french aristocracy were doing and look where that got them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[especially]

[humorstar]

Perfect gift ideas! Which one would you choose? 

by prank.gift.boxes (IG)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cheyneshapedvoid]

Can we appreciate how much his dad loves him tho?

[demigodofhoolemere]

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

[topherchris]

[kosmonin]