Should be an Ikea furniture assembler

[quotethat]

I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.

Natalie Portman (via quotethat)

[imaginetravel-blog1]

Stairs to the west coast by LeifLndal

Search here for this destination!

[norbae-deactivated20180214]

→ One year with The Fox 

• The Ellen Degeneres Show • IHeartRadio Music Festival • Late Night with Jimmy Fallon • The Today Show • MTV EMA • Children In Need • The Paul O’Grady Show • Mnet Asian Music Awards • Dancing With The Stars • The Big Jingle • Live! with Kelly and Michael • Oslo Spektrum •

[historicaltimes]

Painting of the Flag of Denmark falling from the sky during the Battle of Lyndanisse, June 15, 1219: “Dannebrog faldt ned fra himlen” - Christian August Lorentzen, 1809

[penguin6288]

[penguin6288]

[satwcomic]

How to use a bike

When I moved to England I noticed a lot of differences from Denmark. When I moved back to Denmark I noticed even more. One being that “cyclist” means different things.  In Denmark a cyclist just means a person on a bike (and most Danes are cyclists), but in England it’s mostly used by people who are really really REALLY into bikes.

Tiny reminder: we have a Kickstarter.

[penguin6288]

Host: We feel bad that [commentators] have to sit all the way up at the back of the arena

*camera pans to commentator boxes*

Graham Norton: Oh look see this - this is where we actually all are

*camera zooms into GN's box*

Host: And that's the commentator from the United Kingdom, Graham Norton

GN: OH LOOK IT'S ME!

GN: ...

GN: Hello

Host: Hi Graham. Listen up Graham, we want to thank you for helping us present the show tonight

GN: No, thank you

Host: And Graham, I also want to thank you for all the fun jokes you made, especially the ones you made on my behalf

GN: ...

Host: *speaks a sentence in Chinese*

Host: Google it baby

GN: Yeah... I'm still not getting that Chinese thing... I'm trying my hardest...

GN: *giggles*

Host: *forced smiles* Nevertheless Graham, we're sorry you had to sit all the way up in the back so we decided to help bring you the Eurovision atmosphere as close to you as possible

Host: *blows kiss*

Host: This is for you

*Confetti cannon goes off*

GN: Awww, thank you so much... how lovely, it's... it's so fun...

Host: *laughing*

GN: *surprised* This actually is fun

Host: And to all the other great commentators, here's a little something for you guys as well

*Confetti cannons in all of the commentator boxes*

GN: Wow...

GN: It's like the gay wedding I'll never have

GN: Oh they got confetti in my wine...

[dontsitaround]

Here you go. The hosts from this years Eurovision in Denmark.

[allthingseurope]

St Alban’s Church, Copenhagen (by denn0t)

[animalkingd0m-blog]

[merosse-deactivated20140123]

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

[abqandnotu]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

[octemberfirst]

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT” “YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

[ofela]

[bootydeficit]

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

[philwhythatguy]

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

[elanorpam]

i have literally never seen these cookies or this tin being sold anywhere in Brazil AND YET MY MOM HAS THIS EXACT SAME TIN FULL OF SEWING SUPPLIEs

[pghumfort]

Ok, I’ve seen this multiple times now. The commenter above is from Brazil and their mother had sewing supplies in this tin. 

I’m from Austria and my mother had sewing supplies in this tin. 

Anyone else? State your country please? I’m interested!

[grootficguy]

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

[laurxprepon]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[galaxywanda]

You could almost say there’s

[hellaylvis]

Okay, it's on

If you’re in the Ylvis fandom, reblog this.

You’ll see.

[insightcopenhagen]

Copenhagen is known as one of the most bike friendly towns in the world… Copenhagen consist of 650.000 bikes!

Every year is 1.27 mio. km biked on a daily basis in Copenhagen. Thus, 52% Copenhagener bikes every day to and from their job or school. Copenhagen offer the Copenhagener 359 km bike...

[tarratastic]