please don't bolt the bird

paul. he/they. magic the gathering is pretty cool

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[catchymemes]

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[distractionsfromthefood]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

you're gonna be seeing more of this man

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[captain-price-returns]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[demilypyro]

kurt cobain simply the closeted transbian of all time I don't make the rules

[demilypyro]

[neurotoxinsonline]

[fuzzyghost]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business