[bachelorgirl]

In my 404 error

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[softgrlfriend]

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

I’m so mad that somewhere down the line the use of effervescent will have changed so much that dictionaries have to adapt the definition and some poor etymologist will have to cite “cockmcstuffins”

[frickiestfricks]

[lustik]

Illustrations - Vorja Sánchez.

[shinyhappygoth]

friends

[impracticality-deactivated20230]

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

[lemonadebottlecap]

a common misconception is that the apple on the cover of twilight symbolizes the forbidden fruit but it is actually a reference to Bella’s new Forks wardrobe featuring apple bottom jeans boots with the fur

[morerevenge]

Me watching anything

[super-metroid]

*says “Fact” right before what i’m about to say so i sound smarter*

[joey-wheeler-official]

FACCT! this pussy poppin

[reactionfaces]

[baccomalato-deactivated20220105]

I can’t do anything about anything. Im going to watch movies

[dear-ao3]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I’m obsessed with closing my eyes. Like? Goodbye world

[letmebegaytodd]

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

[ohevoyev]

i love saying “you wouldnt get it” like the joker about things almost anyone would get. woke up this morning.. you wouldnt get it…

[brandneweyescd]

anybody wanna have a profound bond or what

[shitpostinguniverse]