Penguin Says What?

I've been on this website since at least 2010 and that's just something we all have to deal with.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[penguinsayswhat]

thinking once again about how sasuke spent his entire life controlled or manipulated by people complicit in the murder of his family, and yes i am including boruto era konoha in that too.

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking frogs cis

[dailysasukes]

normal Sasuke vs straight Sasuke, who wins?

sasuke day 582

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[isakaru]

the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kendymaycry]

need to go home and stare at some jpgs of that guy

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop