because why not?

Hey, I'm Maddy, and I basically post anything I find interesting, funny, or important

[duskargentum]

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

[duskargentum]

[powerburial]

[funny-jamin]

[hushedhands]

[everydayilearnmore]

[unown]

Im gonna delete all my socials and play solitaire full time

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[anexperimentallife]

[jewfrogs]

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

[unclefather]

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[toastbutteregg]

[raychleadele]

Let’s plant a garden.

🌻 Add some cute flowers!

🍄 How about a fungus?

🌳 Plant a tree!

🌿 We need some greenery.

🌷 Another cute flower, but pink.

🪨 Contribute to the rock garden.

🌹 Yet more cute flowers, but red this time.

🌞 All these plants need some sunshine.

🌧️ And water of course!

🐝 Get some pollinators in here!

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

Great job everybody! This garden is looking beautiful!

[random-jot]

Message from the garden

[wingsfromwhere]

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

[sovietnam]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

saw a “pick a powerful tumblr quote” poll but it was just all the pompous ones. here’s the Real Shit:

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET

you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

his wife has filled his house w chintz. to keep it real i fuck him on the floor

Shelob got that dump truck and a gorilla grip spussy (…) i said what i said

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[thebluthcompany]