BogBean

An avid fan of soil

[throwingmenthols-deactivated202]

showrunners will consistently write men who are five seconds from sucking another man's tit like a raw egg from the shell and go "this is a father son relationship"

[penguinsprinter]

This game is going to make me sob

[thatscottishbisexual]

Plot twist: Ed Sheeran has been Sir Leon this entire time

[aintnopartylikeaprideparty]

Charlie Day Luigi: HERES A-MY BROTHER MARIO NOW TO TELL YOU A WHOLE-A HEAPING SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONI!!! Chris Pratt Mario: Hello Luigi.

[streetkit]

They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy

[penguinsprinter]

People should stop asking who my hero is and start asking who my enemy is. What is encouragement for improvement if not striving to never be like someone?

[penguinsprinter]

Lately I have been all Shits and no Giggles and it's really taking a toll on me

[penguinsprinter]

Headcanon time. What if when the Madrigals die, their gifts sort of go back to the encanto? Like they continue to serve their community even after death.

Imagine when Pepa dies the weather becomes more favourable all around: less droughts or storms, more rain or sun when needed for crops, etc. Or the weather better reflects the mood of the town as a whole: celebrations will always be sunny, funerals will be gloomy, etc.

When Julieta dies the food of cooks becomes more filling, or warming, or tastes better. Baker's bread will be fluffier, the food of a mother feeding an entire family will be more filling.

When Luisa dies labour becomes less draining, people will have more energy throughout the day and not get exhausted as quickly.

[penguinsprinter]

Nah, fuck socialising. I want to hangout in my bedroom which has a light level low enough for mobs to spawn all day

[minecrussy]

do you happen to burn in daylight

[penguinsprinter]

Yes :( it is why I must wear a fancy hat whenever I go outside

[penguinsprinter]

Nah, fuck socialising. I want to hangout in my bedroom which has a light level low enough for mobs to spawn all day

[penguinsprinter]

Stressed potatoes will increase their glycoalkaloid levels. Now, if I could produce a poison from being stressed, I could make a killing on the black market.

[penguinsprinter]

My life is being held together with glittery washi tape and I'm too lazy to find a better alternative

[penguinsprinter]

On a scale of Death Cap to Morel, how are you feeling today?

[penguinsprinter]

Time to subject my followers to my mc yt obsession

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

[mycroftrh]

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

[sailurmars]

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

[feitanswife]

WHAT

[gondorsfinest]

okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office. 

they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.

everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.

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[ileolai]

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

[frostychica]

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Colours of the alphabet, as decided by my friends and I. Feel free to dispute, your opinions will not be taken into consideration. Thank you

[penguinsprinter]

Shout out to my art teacher who made a typo on my report card and made me think I got 0% on my prelim :')

[booksarekindaneat]

If you think that's bad, I finally got to read mine all the way through and Mrs Hinchliffe has referred to me as Clara at multiple points so I haven't gotten my scores back yet - I've got Clara's

[penguinsprinter]

Is Clara as bad at Spanish as we are?