living on store bought serotonin

Grace she/her Just your local big dumb gay

[samreich]

choose your fighter

[gamechangershow]

Paul Rodeo-clown-o

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[sarahcosico]

the kissy kissy <3

www.sarahcosico.bigcartel.com

[aurelia-which-means-sunrise]

[ID/ Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss" reimagined with Miss Piggy and Kermit /end ID]

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[slashermary]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My family lived in a weird dystopian world and my brother kept breaking the laws so we pretended to kill him in order for him to not actually die except we didn’t tell our sister because she’s a bad liar so she just thought he was dead 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[toskarin]

luckiest guy in the world is the random eurobeat channel that was making come out ye black and tans for thatcher's death anniversary only to have the queen die just in time for them to insert the announcement as a beat drop

[uninvited-haggis]

They weren't lying this slaps

[official-sokka]

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[bad1dimagines]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Chappell Roan hired a S.W.A.T. team to beat me up.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[warcrimesimulator]

[charlesoberonn]

Of course he's wrong! Doesn't he know that red has more positive than negative connotations?

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[sock-ness-monster]

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

[thedeepsharks]

big and round shark

[earhartsease]

*slaps shork* this bad boy can hold so many remoras

[swagging-back-to]

for those wondering, she was/is 2.5x the size of the average bullshark.

bull sharks are usually 250lbs. she was around 600.

she was also a complete diva

[catchymemes]

[nem23]

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]