[goblinparty]

s/o to mentally ill dropouts, y’all are loved and are still worthy of respect and compassion

[prepgoth]

sing us a song, youre the piano man

[galacticgateau]

quilly joel

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

i wanna see something, if you speak a language other than these answer this: is there a difference in your language between where and where to?

for instance english doesn’t: where are you where are you going

german does but it’s not always obligatory: wo bist du wohin gehst du

french doesn’t: où es-tu où vas-tu

i believe spanish doesn’t: dónde estás dónde vas

swedish does: vår är du vårt går du

interestingly Elizabethan english did have it: where art thou whither goest thou

your turn

[ace-the-history-fangirl]

Danish doesn’t: Hvor er du Hvor skal du hen

[useless-hungaryfacts]

Hungarian does Hol vagy Hova mész?

[useless-finlandfacts]

Finnish does: Missä olet Mihin olet menossa

[viohra]

Russian does Где ты? Куда ты идёшь?

[kvaskaesque]

Ukrainian does: Де ти/ви? Куди ти ідеш/ви ідете?

[aurti]

spanish does!! dónde estás? adónde vas? also hebrew איפה אתה? לאן אתה הולך?

[polyglotswede]

It’s actually : var är du ? Vart ska du ?

[langsandlit]

Italian doesn’t dove sei? dove vai?

Neapolitan doesn’t addó/adó staje? addó/adó vaje?

[sprachtraeume]

Icelandic does: Hvar ert þú? Hvert ert þú að fara?

[penguinswithguns-blog]

Dutch sort of does, although the first word doesn't change: Waar ben je? Waar ga je heen? Technically the "Waar [...] heen" construction means "where to", and without the "heen" the sentence would not be able to exist.

[meraofxebel]

[galpalkirk]

Space is officially gay you guys.

Watch the video here.

[thepaisleyelf]

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

[snoop-dork]

shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

[failnation]

[wingsinthemorning]

College in two sentences or less.

[glitter-and-metal]

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

[69shadesofgray]

accurate

[hontour]

[languageoclock]

[vgosts]

Visit Original Link

Main Menu Theme - Inon Zur (Dragon Age: Origins)

[pinacoladamatata]

[yetanotherobsessivereader]

I was researching green card interviews for a marriage of convenience fic I’m working on, where the Russians claim Bucky’s a Russian guy called Leonid, and they have DNA evidence and documents to back it up. So I came across this list of sample questions and I just…

Bucky being a little shit gives me life.

Found on the fridge in the Rogers-Barnes household:

Buck, Pepper sent us this list of questions the immigration officer might ask us during the green card interview. Can you look through it and think about how you want to answer?  -S.

Sample Marriage Green Card Interview Questions:

What is your current address? They’re coming here right? Why do I need to answer this

What is your cell #? Your clearance isn’t high enough

What is your spouse’s cell #? See above

How, when and where did you meet your spouse? In 1924 when I pulled Nick O’Heaney off him in the school playground

How many days after you first saw her/him did you call her/him? Phones weren’t invented back then Can you be serious?

When did you see your spouse a second time? In school the next day with a really nice shiner

What did you do with her/him? We gave Nick a really nice shiner Because he was trying to take my lunch!

What type of work does your spouse do? DEFENDER OF FREEDOM AND JUSTICE Very funny. Don’t forget we work together

What is your spouse’s work schedule? Insane I’ll give you that one

Keep reading

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[cosmicdreamerweaver]

[CABINET BATTLE #2 CUT EXTANGE]

[maybe-gaybean]

@ebsharon have u seen this I’m dying

[nick-avallone]

i had a very stressful morning 

[merc-era]

Who knew jon snow is afraid of spiders

[alexander]

This is seriously one of the cutest things. So smart

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my dad is famous

[alliluyevas]

“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”

*camera zooms in*

“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”

*becoming more strident*

“Are you listening to me?!”

*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*

“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”

[champagnepuppies-deactivated201]

[caseymeeks]

I never, ever want context for this.