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ELEANOR: it's been /3 DAYS/ and i literally haven't stopped eating
ELEANOR: send help
ELEANOR: for real tho i can barely move somebody send a train to move me from the couch to my bed
LUKE: could i just roll you around or use you as a beanbag chair instead?
There’s never such a thing as too many bows. That’s all I wrap my gifts in, honestly.
“Do you do it because it looks nice or because you’re a cruddy wrapper too?”
I mean, you at least tried. That’s all that matters.
“I goess it’ll be worth a good laugh or two when it comes time to exchange gifts... and everyone will know which ones are from me.”
“Absolutely not. There’s no such thing as too many bows. If you wannna decorate your gifts with bows, you do that.
“Holy hell, that’s good. I don’t think you understand how bad I am at wrapping crap.”
Cover it with bows and nobody will ever know it didn’t look great in the first place !!!
“So you’re saying a gift covered in bows is better than showing the reality of my shitty gift wrapping?”
Petal, when it comes to Christmas wrapping, I’ve only got one motto “the more the merrier!” Throw all the bows and ribbons on it that your little heart desires! Don’t let anyone tell you that there are too many bows on your wrapping!!
“By the time I’m done this thing will look like Christmas threw up all over it.”
“Oh Luke, that’s so sweet of you to get me a gift!”
“Call me a joke, but if this is your gift I hope you’re into a fine pair of banana boxers.”
gifts will never look stupid!
“You obviously haven’t seen my gifts. They’re almost a joke.”
“Don’t some stores have employees that wrap gifts for you?”
“Yeah but that’s no fun. My family wouldn’t believe it was done by me and call me a cheat.”
“Think there’s such a thing as too many bows? I’m honestly just trying to cover my hack job called present wrapping, but at this rate the gifts may still look stupid.”
Why would you think that was a good idea?
“Why wouldn’t it? Stop judging me with your eyes.”
“That sounds awful. Can’t you get sick? Are you sick?”
“Nah, just feeling a little frosty. Sorta feels like I have a snow baby in my belly.”
“– I will never forget when a very impressionable 14 year old Eleanor went to a Green Day concert with her cousins and basically watched Billie Joe masturbate and come on stage.”
“Was that before or after you had the sex talk? Either way, sounds pretty intense. Don’t think many would do that stunt these days.”
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Zoe: do u ever find random bruises and scars on your body
Zoe: then spend the whole day trying to figure out what happened
Zoe: then lay in bed that night like... the demons, it was them... they're here for me
Zoe: I think i'm being haunted, send help.
Luke: uh, right.
Luke: been drinking at all..?
I have a new found obsession with these chocolate mint cookie things, I think they’re only around for the holidays. Never the less, still tasty as hell.
“Chocolate mint cookie things... you’re too eloquent.”
“I really don’t understand the hype between Made in the AM and Purpose. They are both two amazing albums in their own way. Anyways I’m Cal.”
“Right? Not to dis either party, but I really thing that one band who made Sounds Good, Feels Good should be getting all the sales compared to the others. I’m Luke. Nice to meet ya.”
So, Star Wars comes out in about 8 days. Anyone else shitting their pants about that or am I the only Jedi left?
“Uh... no? Good joke but I’m like 300 percent more Jedi than you.”
