[penis-flytrap]

the doctor when I hand in my urine sample:

[werewolfetone]

Studying colonial irish history is like. ok here is a thing that happened in ireland and killed a frightening number of people. it was caused by a natural and unpredictable phenomenon which also hit the rest of europe, but outside factors meant that it killed several times more people and led to much more general misery in ireland. and by "outside factors" well. let's jusr say. the british government

[bryanharryrombough]

Plough and Stars Flag

Bratach 'an Chéata agus na Réaltaí'

This flag was flown by the Irish Citizen Army over the Imperial Hotel in Sackville Street (now O’Connell Street). There are bullet holes on the flag from .303 calibre British Army rifles used during the Easter Rising. The flag had originally a gilt fringe and shows a yellow plough and seven silver stars, which are outlined in dark blue on a green field. The image represents the star constellation Ursa Major (the Great Bear or Plough).

[geologyin-blog]

Rare Alien Eye Mica Specimen From Pakistan.

Video: hamza_minerals_collection

[drinkersandthinkers]

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." ~ W.B. Yeats

[jellyfisharesatan]

The one truly unifying Irish experience is learning the name of the third guy who went on the moon landing expedition and going "fucking WHO?!?"

[mariemariemaria]

St Brigid's Crosses from the National Museum of Ireland Country Life collection

[evilvillain123456789]

(i see a medieval king on the side of the road, i lower my car window) yo medieval king! hey! how does it feel knowing that i have a far more decadent and luxurious life than you, you fucking prick (he starts speedwalking and trips on his robe)

[gorgeousgeology]

[penis-flytrap]

@lovely-lady-fox I just spent £4.81 on this tiny "Jasper Stromatolite" gobshite peice of quartz I found on fleabay

and it's all YOUR feckin' fault 😂

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[staticspxcelover]

also. i’ve got to fuck dick van dyke

[penis-flytrap]

Wanting to clap a 100-year old's cheeks is a level of gerontophilia that I in my most amateur and pathetic state can only DREAM of aspiring to...

I bow down to you in awe, in astonishment, in admiration. Please pray for my pathetic soul that I may one day ascend to these levels of old man benediction. Amen.

(Merry Christmas static!!!!! I hope you wake up tomorrow morning to find an entire coach-load of 109 year olds have been accidentally dropped off at your door on their way back to the care home 😉💕)

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Someone really ought to stop me

[lemontongues]

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

[pngblog]

[dorothylarouge]

Found a Buddhist monk on TikTok who rates sad indie music

[archivist-goldfish]

Jenna Ortega and Sabrina Carpenter

[toddsolondz]