Penny

Multifannish podficcer and maker

[pennyplainknits]

Transformative works statement

Should you for whatever reason want to record any of my fics, or otherwise remix/spin-off/translate/use it in ways I can't think of, it please have at it! Just let me know once it's finished so I can link it! :-) You can use the associated works button on AO3 to do that quickly and easily.

I would greately prefer that any podfics of my works were not hosted on Spotify or other podcast catchers such as Apple Podcasts.

Also I feel this should go without saying but this statement does NOT cover feeding anything I made into an AI. Don't do that.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it really is impossible to end a sex scene like Ok and then the goo did come out. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[csny]

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

[assiraphales]

star trek 2009 essentially said ‘the fate of the galaxy was dependent on bones loving jim enough to risk his entire career to sneak him onto the enterprise’

which is extra meaningful when you consider that when he got recruited he said he had 'nothing left but his bones'. starfleet was a way to start over, and it was his new life plan, but none of that mattered more than jim. they'd found each other at their rock bottoms, and rebuilt their lives together. he knew how much jim wanted to go to space, but more importantly bones didn't want to go without him

[toktopus-art]

happy pride month be who you areeee

[kassy-djomunson]

starting off pride month with one of the best coming out scenes in television history 💕

[beardedmrbean]

[whoareyoueventhough]

Shoutout to my tragic theatre kids. My girls born to play Elle Woods who have dark hair. My people destined to be Misha Bachinski who are 5'2". My people who should be analyzing newsies choreo who have face blindness. My Cats fanatics with no flexibility. My girls made to be a Veronica but are forced to be a Martha. Female Audrey II s. Male Janet Weiss's. The wrong range for the right role. You are meant for this character but they weren't designed for you and there's nothing you can do

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[pennyplainknits]

Personally I'm fond of Roland Garros: Chaos Edition

[andremichaux]

VERONICA MARS | 1.01 // 2.22

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

we're heading towards some record setting humidity this summer so JUST A REMINDER that if you're in any way prone to migraines, this weather is great at triggering them! Be EXTREMELY diligent about staying hydrated if you're going out, EVEN TO AN AIR CONDITIONED SPACE, and ESPECIALLY if you are drinking any alcohol at all! even a single glass of wine or a cocktail! You will feel fine for an hour or two but then you will NOT FEEL FINE. If you have a headache that isn't responding to painkillers and it gets noticeably worse when you move or change elevations (sitting to standing, not like, going to the mountains) then drink a full glass of water and go lie down in a cool, quiet, dark room until it passes! DO NOT LOOK AT A SCREEN UNTIL THE DANGER HAS PASSED. I know you're bored but it could be so much worse!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I see this is going around again! Happy Migraine Season everybody! Remember to keep a damp washcloth in your freezer so that if you feel the migraine coming on you can lay down and press it against your forehead and temples to give yourself a better chance of ducking it before it's too late!

[literary-potato]

Also a reminder that for some folks, big changes in air pressure can also be a migraine trigger. So if you’re in an area that, like mine, is having a lot of really wild temperature swings (ie multiple very hot days that end abruptly with storms at which point it cools down a lot), might be a good idea to have your migraine remedies locked and loaded, because with migraines the sooner you intervene, the more likely it is you’ll avert the worst symptoms (and will need less medication to do so).

[vampiraptor]

I have nothing against cuteness. I like a lot of cute things! I am not immune to The Adorable as much as I like to portray myself as an evil pervert goblin wizard.

However there's like a certain kinda, idk, pandering cutesy-wutesy sorta vibe certain things have like a lot of queer infographics use or w/e that just makes me recoil and shrivel up, idk how to describe it but u know what I mean right

[asexualmaul]

[500miledash]

Sad scrunglo 🥰

[chandlebing]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013–2021) S05E14 | The Box

Apparently, that's a trigger for me.

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated