oil me up, daddy

Bill Hader; good at killing people and also clowns. @peskyDNA

[pennywise-er]

Someone give me their Disney+ info. I’m not motivated enough to have a third streaming service but I want to watch the Hamilton pro shot. I already have too many possibilities.

[pennywise-er]

Okay I’m ready to not be a fucking shut in!!!! Who needs friends?

[pennywise-er]

Why do people????¿

That’s the whole post.

[pennywise-er]

I took a shower at night so I wouldn’t have to tomorrow when I wake up at SEVEN AM and now my power is out and I’m going to sweat my balls off and have an oily ass head. Why am I literally the female lead in a romcom where everything goes wrong but then I meet my soulmate and am I going to meet a handsome man tomorrow who sees through the grunge and pursues me or am I a straight man who’s trapped in quarantine?

[pennywise-er]

A power outage in this weather is like a free trial to Hell.

[nicholasbritel]

The reviews for Papillon (2017) are wild like

And then you have this:

[pennywise-er]

Why do sex toys have to be fun colors? You’re not going to look at them.

[godshideouscreation]

Anonymously ask me some "would you ever"s

[pennywise-er]

Anyway did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was on a low carb diet?

He didn’t eat crackers.

[pennywise-er]

Guys, what the fuck? Heads up penny luck is real.

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[swarnpert]

they call me beef cause im strokin off

[pennywise-er]

American Horror Story? Sure

But imagine Canadian Horror Story. Like, it’s just about an unpleasant cashier. But it ends with the unpleasant cashier changing his ways and saying soo-rry.

[rummuds]

Visit Original Link

[pennywise-er]

@sunflcwerss We should start a business together. You’ve got lady foot lovers covered. I have the man foot lovers covered.

[pennywise-er]

I’m just saying that you don’t have to be a foot fetishist to profit off of photos of your feet.

[pennywise-er]

Plot call. Plot caaaalllllll.