What a logger!

29, she/her

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[mousidy]

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[bizlybebo]

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[indigovortex]

[varahai]

[cpericardium]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

I was not prepared

[mint-corset]

You know I read the "I was not prepared" and just still could not have possible guessed that follow up.

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[oneheadtoanother]

[people-too]

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[snakeoid-deactivated20241117]

jam filled freak

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[monstergirlstink-deactivated202]

Happy Pride

[worldend]

finding out that 'da vinci' isnt even leonardo da vincis real last name and that it just means 'from vinci' was so shocking to me. its like saying sans undertale

[immoren]

My beautiful daughters Ansa (Trap), Paula (Tripwire) and Miina (Mine).

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s see how Google’s AI is getting on!

[gayforblair]

…ja värikäs

[beewulf]

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

[soratayuya]

If you kill something it had better be dead

[confusedcuttlefish]