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#non dw #art #her name is yirael and she's a bad bitch

tagged for a catch-up post by @cassanovadra

3 ships:

hannigram (nbc hannibal)

kazumaji (yakuza)

nobunaga/mitsuhide (sw)

last songs:

i've been listening to a lot of frank nagai and sachiko kobayashi lately

currently reading:

nothing bc im boring

currently watching:

hannibal (time number 9)

detention (1)

tientsin mystic (1)

how's it going:

i came back from a trip to disney world on 2 jan ! had a great time there and now im done quarantining so i'm gonna hang with the boys finally lol other than that i'm uh. pretty average lol

#sorry i've been dead forever #oops

the-art-of-phwoar

More Reductress headlines! But this time it’s a Warriors Orochi 4 version because… yes.

#memes

yaka06210

叮叮噹進階崩壞版同場加映

#zhao yun #liu shan #art

inheritedfang

DW9′s story format really confuses me. Like, Ling Tong’s story ends just before Yiling, yet he’s still around as an NPC until the end of the entire Wu story, and on top of that, the real Ling Tong died in 217.

pentarothos

yeah zhang liao gets cut off like 3 chapter early sjxhdjjd absolutely ROBBED

daolunofshiji-deactivated202108

94d chess was Gongsun Yuan founding a rebellious state to make Jin evacuate the region so Korea could move in and take the region later

if y'all have netflix PLEASE watch this show it's absolutely spectacular so far. just the first two episodes have me hooked with the spooks and the mystery. apparently it's based off of a video game so i absolutely have to check it out now lol

Finally got my head around PS2 emulation so I’m giving the older DW games a go for the first time in years. 4′s already great.

thetreekingdoms

Man I miss 4 and 5 :’D even if the English dub kind of sucks

When I get a better computer you’ll have to show me your ways

pentarothos

little 6 year old me was so disgusted with the dw4 eng dub that i played with the sound off sjdjdkdkd kinda horrified to ever go back to it and hear that legendary dub again. i do plan on doing it at some point tho 👀

the-art-of-phwoar

For you, anon, here’s Dynasty Warriors characters/Reductress headlines 4/3.

And a bonus, if you like being enraged for no reason:

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#memes

the-art-of-phwoar

For my own amusement, Dynasty Warriors characters/Reductress headlines 5/3.

#memes

the-art-of-phwoar

Hey, uhhh...

ya know those guys? The ones that are, like, a faction and stuff, but aren’t, sort of, wearing blue or green?

Not even them guys in yellow, either? You know the ones? The what’s-their-name, uhhhh

uWu?

Yeah! Those are the guys.

#CURSED AHAHAHAHAHA

the-art-of-phwoar

If you feel like you’ve been unproductive today, try to take solace in the fact that you weren’t the one that inadvertently launched yourself into a half-hour brain fart because you’ve just realised that Yue Jin and Li Dian wear very similar scarves in their DW9 designs.

I was fully ready to do a complete PowerPoint presentation on how this confirms their ship as seaworthy, and the whole they’re simply two people who wear scarves in the same colour-coded faction thing only occurred to me after an embarrassingly long time comparing their renders side-by-side, making notes on how best to articulate my obviously groundbreaking and valid arguments.

the-art-of-phwoar

@cassanovadra, @pilongski, you brought this on yourselves.

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the-art-of-phwoar

RRAAAAAAAAAGH I FORGOT THE MOST DAMNING PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF ALL!!!1!1!1!!!11

THEY HAVE A DUET! THEY LITERALLY SING A SONG TOGETHER! HOLY SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET THIS?!

It’s called True Power, and this is a link to it on YouTube. I could leave it at that, but I’m going to point at the lyrics and grin for just a minute (as per a translation from the Koei wiki, that is):

To save myself from writing an essay as we go, here’s the whole thing. I can’t really comment on the more detailed word choice side of things here since I can’t read the lyrics in their original form, but there are definitely some inferences you could make from the English translation.