Like A Holiday

"Hello? Yes, how do I recharge my will to live?" ~ I am an adult, so no minors, please and thank you. ~ Thirsty stuff under "nsft" and "adult party." 1/2/2022 onward tagged as "apple" because I'm like this. ~ I am a monsterf*cker, also I'm stupid.

[terminalthrillness]

best response of all time

[superkursunaskr]

[memendoemori-deactivated2025020]

Good morning everybody

[peony-clouds]

[donnovien]

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

[braxix]

Elros: *Steals Maedhros's prosthetic*

Maglor: *grinning*

Maedhros: Don't.

Maglor: *sad*

Elrond: *Runs up*

Elrond: Looks like he... disarmed you.

[peony-clouds]

Reading the first line with "prostate" is, in fact, a very yeasy mistake to make, right?

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[ivy-michaels]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[ivy-michaels]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

as soon as i figure out whether there’s any practical difference between ‘that’ and ‘which’ in a sentence, you’re all finished

[lytefoot]

“That” is if the clause specifies which one, “which” is if you’re giving extra information.

“She took the bag that contains the loot” means that she took one of several bags, in particular, the one that happens to contain the loot.

“She took the bag, which contains the loot” means that there’s only one bag you might be referring to, and that the fact that she took it is important because it contains the loot.

Also, there’s a comma before “which” but not before “that.”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

you’re all finished

[mysticalmalady]

It’s such a good thing George didn’t put these two in the same era. Would have been the realm’s most diabolical duo.

You can’t tell me Daenerys Stormborn would not have had the Rogue Prince on his

knees

Photo creds to Valyrian Heirs on Facebook

[i-dvnt-share]

Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…

When is it "too hot" to you (& where are you from)?

15°C (59°F) or higher

20°C (68°F) or higher

22°C (71°F) or higher

25°C (77°F) or higher

27°C (80°F) or higher

30°C (86°F) or higher

32°C (89°F) or higher

35°C (95°F) or higher

38°C (100°F) or higher

Other

Voting ended onJun 20, 2023

Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone

[lelouch]

obsessed

[peony-clouds]

I am losing my God blessed mind over the tags.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

[peony-clouds]

[peony-clouds]

I may be too old to watch Lord of the Rings because my thought was that it was very noble of Elrond not to wrestle Isildur and throw him in the lava with the ring with his own two hands.

[rainreads-deactivated20250201]

"instead of flowers, bring her rare books" 🤍♪

[peony-clouds]

Someone pls write Thranduil being held because damn he’s been through a lot, okay?

[lady-of-imladris]

Okay so I wrote this and it’s kinda comforting??

You probably shouldn’t read my other Thranduil fic tho 😅

[peony-clouds]

Someone pls write Thranduil being held because damn he’s been through a lot, okay?

[nocompromise-noregrets]

might I direct you to my ao3? :D lots of Thranduil fluff in several different ‘verses, with a lot of him being held, mostly (but not always) by Bard and/or the Bardlings.

[peony-clouds]

You are a literal treasure.

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool