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[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

sleeper contender for post of the year

[speedlimit15]

[theblackleatherlagoon-deactivat]

The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

[kiefbowl]

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[yachthockey-deactivated20181116]

easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

[yachthockey-deactivated20181116]

an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died

jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools

[gryphll]

an apostle: we thought you were dead!

jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

the timestamp says 2017 but every fiber of my being is saying 2003

[curioscurio]

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[damnitrj]

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

…a doctor who built a body.

[teathattast]

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

[oomshi]

[boota]

[localstarboy]

[slasherz]

I don’t know what dimension this took place in but it definitely wasn’t ours

[sexhaver]

[smitsv]

Rey's parents selling her for drinking money sounds like the beginning of a shitty 2012 wattpad fic and i really needed to get that off my chest imm sorry

she got sold to one direction

[smitsv]

[setheverman]

my brain after i 100% locked the door:

[choosehopefortheanimals]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Financial media that jerks off over billionaires suggests lifestyle choices to solve climate change 🙄

[sexhaver]

i love how they say this with the implication that this isnt literally pro-capitalism propaganda

[literallyunbelievable]