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i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

guerillas-of-history

Why do you glorify north Korea?????

Because what other world leader is able to do this

3000s

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@important-animal-images

tinsnip

Pokémon evolutions

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what-even-is-thiss

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

birdhism

✨We have been conditioned to believe we are not enough.

Every act of self-acceptance and every act of accepting others as they are, pushes back against systems that profit from our insecurities.

Keep your focus on what truly matters.

Don’t let petty nonsense pull you away from things that matter like justice, joy, community, compassion, and growth.

leah-clearvvater

Miss me?

laswells-ashtray

Soap died before getting to see his home country in the World Cup for the first time in 28 years, btw.

The country he was so prideful in, the land in which he died, if not on its soil. The home he'd talk up to anyone who'd listen. And anyone who knew him had to hear about it and grieve the joy it would've brought him.

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.