Unbetitelt

[pepperontherocks]

the bratz doll saved us thank fuck

[friendraichu]

Beau as Satire Headlines

See also: Caleb, Caduceus, Fjord, Jester, Molly, Nott, Yasha

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Caleb as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caduceus, Fjord, Jester, Molly, Nott, Yasha

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Caduceus as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Fjord, Jester, Molly, Nott, Yasha

[friendraichu]

Fjord as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Caduceus, Jester, Molly, Nott, Yasha

[friendraichu]

Jester as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Caduceus, Fjord, Molly, Nott, Yasha

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Molly as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Caduceus, Fjord, Jester, Nott, Yasha

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Nott as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Caduceus, Fjord, Jester, Molly, Yasha

[friendraichu]

Yasha as Satire Headlines

See also: Beau, Caleb, Caduceus, Fjord, Jester, Molly, Nott

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[feyariel]

Me, so I can view the original meme:

[thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated]

bonus:

[memory--box]

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

[thescaredfluid]

Glossary of Terms

[dovewithscales]

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

heavy clock symbolism. A pivotal scene occurs at a clock tower, there is a grandfather clock in the background of some sets, etc 

A supporting female character named Sofia makes an appearance, wearing a cocktail dress. Katya protects her at some point. They’re both in the Boat Scene. At one point they buy fruit together in a marketplace. This is lesbian shipping fuel. 

The villain, likely Mario, has a sidekick named Icepick Joe. Joe commits a final act of heroism before being left for dead— after being killed by an Icepick. Perhaps he turned against Mario and was killed in retaliation?

Goncharov, played by DeNiro, has a very distinctive manner of walking. 

Katya’s brother, Valery, makes an appearance. 

[moreofahorse-deactivated2024121]

from posts I’ve witnessed (only mentioning things I’ve seen >5 blogs post about) - there is an Anchovies scene, and fish symbolism also plays a heavy role. at some point Katya is seen near a fish bowl full of goldfish, and this is important to the Boat Scene as well. - Goncharov and Andrey have homoerotic tension, and this is used to further statements about the cycle of repression and violence

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

The story involves Goncharov losing himself in a downward spiral. It is a tragedy of unbecoming.

There’s a Bridge Scene. This is the one with the clocktower chiming in the background.

There’s a scene involving a tank of anchovies. 

Icepick Joe has a traumatic backstory 

Katya betrays Goncharov AND Sofia. She’s well-intentioned, but it all comes crashing down, ending in her losing them both— losing Sofia emotionally and inadvertently causing Goncharov’s death

There’s a shootout in Pompeii in which Mario destroys historically significant architecture. This is representative of the destructive nature of nationalism.

[enby-butch-dyke]

Spoiler: it’s the patriarchy

Mary-Beth Knight, 2025

[thesilliestpotato]

I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

[katestewartt]

Workplace romance in violation of HR guidelines🥰😍

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

cannot get over susan literally vogueing into the doctor's mind. pov you're an old lady trying to connect with your grandfather who recently turned into a young flamboyant gay man. just straight on mewing into the camera. "grandfather can I get a 'yas, queen?' grandfather am I eating or am I serving, what's the difference? do you like my big sapphire earrings? are they what the other grandfathers are calling 'cunt' these days????"

[miametropolis]

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.