Just Stop

Sam, Texas/Pennsylvania/new York in that order, peppy lumberjack. I once was a great adventurer but then I took an arrow to the tit. message me any time!Icon drawn by the wonderful giniqua previously (and ill advisdly) cawcawmothernugger

[melvinandlugnut]

Roleplay heavy d&d campaigns hate him: local DM destroys his whole party with this one simple trick

[thepleasuregoblin]

[melvinandlugnut]

This is the best addition possible and it happened so fast I’m convinced you’re a real mind flayer

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[sylferino]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I can’t believe there are people who don’t hear “The Spanish Flu” and immediately think “that’s what killed Edward Cullen”

[thebreakfastgenie]

some of us where busy immediately thinking “it didn’t originate in Spain Spain was just neutral in WWI so they were the only ones allowed to talk about it at first we don’t know for sure where it originated but the prevailing theory is an army base in kansas”

[mikenewtonhateblog]

Please never accuse me of being a twilight fan ever again. I may run a twilight blog but I’m no fan

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I just come on this blog and honk my little clown nose, type some bullshit with no thoughts, and press post

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[smuganimebitch]

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

marvel movies

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for US foreign policy

cathedrals

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for the catholic church

[bauliya]

taika waititi putting gay shit in his and pissing off the pope yet being too beloved for the church to do anything. michaelangelo.

[plushefemme]

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

[shaelit]

I can’t stop thinking about this.

[milqi]

I wonder if he was running on instinct…  I watched a man die on the subway a few years ago.  It’s more common than you think - NYC subways carry millions and millions in the course of a day.  People die and there is never a good time for it to happen to anyone. 

There was an older gentleman sitting across from me on the M train.  It was about 6:30am, so I didn’t think much of it when he started leaning over.  It was when he kept going when most people would jerk awake that about 5 of us took action.  We asked if anyone knew CPR in our car, and when we pulled into the next station, we held the doors open and shouted for a doctor (there was a firefighter on the train with us who knew CPR, because that’s how things are in NYC).  No response during CPR.  The older gentleman’s lips were turning blue. 

When the ambulance arrived, the paramedics took over and after 2 minutes of no reaction, I watched something that will always haunt my soul existentially, the way this pic does:  The paramedic yelled at this man that he had to get up because he’d be late for work.  And he got a response.  I don’t know if the older man made it, but he had a pulse when they took up the stairs to the ambulance.

We all got back on the train and heading off to work.  And I sat there completely traumatized by the fact that this man was such a slave to his job that the threat of being late to work restarted his heart.  It’s been over 10 years and I’m still not sure how or to what degree it affected me.  Only that it did.  I’m not bothered by not knowing.  Sometimes you have to let the heavy sit to understand the weight before you can put it down.

[gamebird]

This is a fascinating story. Thank you for sharing it. That’s definitely something to think about.

[guerrillatech]

[otherwindow]

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

[otherwindow]

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

[femmenietzsche]

You don’t hear so much about lesbians wanting to be destroyed by gigantic women these days

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

[peralta-shellstrop-deactivated2]

I failed to appreciate this during my childhood, but this is absolutely hilarious.

Allow me to elaborate:

[memewhore]

[askpredetor]

[sylvansleuth]

let’s burn the drugs and face our fears!

[archliches]

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled