um, hi?

adobe living with those autodesk feels. twitch | youtube | twitter

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[dorothylarouge]

In order to do good worldbuilding you need to be able to think politically and that requires understanding politics

[dorothylarouge]

How do the gnomes of the mushroom village govern themselves and how do they determine the legitimacy of the Giggleking who rules them? These are questions you must be able to answer.

[svetzzi]

go away forever with me

[kopytki]

drew fanart of the thang

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[ratsquinks]

bit hot today got the feets out

[ratsquinks]

I really want you to know that she is in fact the softest rat I've ever had idk what kind of conditioner she uses but I've never touched a softer rat that wasn't a tiny baby

[papercranes07]

@radioactivepigeons

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[notaplaceofhonour]

Was anyone gonna tell me Chris Fleming was in Widow’s Bay or was I just supposed to find that out from a gifset on tumblr dot com

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[lyraisnotonfire]

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

[seven-oh-four]

really good character name: mx. tape

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app