Cait

✰ ✮ ✰ ✮ ✰ 19 DC/FL

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[steogem]

tumblr got them…………

[ryansreign]

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

[daikiraichu]

Staff is asleep post forbidden nips

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

people keep asking me to link the songs and the fact that y’all think these dudes have soundcloud or recording equipment or even the intent to put in any work is already giving them too much credit. this type of man specifically performs this song to you, without warning, at a small get-together with friends, maybe even in public, making sure you are absolutely cornered, when they’re day-drunk on craft beers.

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

My reblog got flagged-here’s some of the shit tumblr is doing wrong. Feel free to add your own

So my reblog got flagged so I’m going to fucking spam this

•Anatomy studies by professional artists are being flagged

•Suicide baiting members that have been reported several times by several people are still allowed here/tumblr is doing nothing

•Ableism is still extremely rampant, apparently calling an autistic person the r slur isnt hate speech

•”pro-depression” blogs that are encouraging people to throw away their meds and stay depressed

•Related to the “pro depression” blogs is a whole bunch of quacks telling people they can cure their physical or mental disability by detoxxing (a very dangerous practice alone)

•SFW LGBT+ content and blogs are getting flagged and deleted by the dozens

•Porn bots are literally reblogging and commenting on tumblr’s post. The ban is doing nothing.

[candycoatedplastic]

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[twitterlols]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

He’s willing to stop pretending he doesn’t have emotions just long enough to call Bones ugly

[assyrianjalebi]

The Little Mermaid (1989)

[bob-belcher]

twitter stating nothing but facts

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Future super villains

[iamthespaceboy]

Can’t believe this got better

[gaycism]

The last one should include decimals to make it even more spicy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pi-la]

[demo-ness]

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

HOLY SHIT

[doomtribble73]

Lol..

[bbyxpapi-deactivated20190930]

so many followers but none of u anon me so what are we