I have no idea what I'm dealing with

Percy, Old enough, She/they; my mom thinks I'm cool and that's enough for me.

[porterr-robinson]

[0ci0]

Congratulations!

[sonypraystation]

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[honted]

just made toast, 4/10 would’ve been better without the cheap jumpscare at the end

[chunkecheeks]

Honestly The Curse of the Colonel is one of my favorite Japanese urban legends…

Basically the Hanshin Tigers baseball team had a major victory in 1985 and fans went WILD and stood on a bridge chanting the player’s names, and every time they said a name a fan that resembled the player whose name was said would jump into the canal

BUT there was an american player on the team named Randy Bass and the crowd wanted to include someone who looked like him too, but there were no white people around so they snatched a Colonel Sanders statue and tossed it into the water as an effigy

after this the Hanshin Tigers won nothing for 18 years! The rumor began to circulate that throwing the statue into the canal had angered Colonel Sanders and he had cursed them and wouldn’t allow them to win until they retrieved the statue. Obviously many attempts were made to find it, but no one was successful.

In 2009 the uper body, lower body, and right hand of the statue were found when police thought it was a dead body, but the left hand and his glasses are missing and the Hanshin Tigers still have not won anything. It is said they will continue to lose until they find the last pieces. Here’s the colonel though!

[thecosmicjackalope]

Kentucky Fried Vengeance

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[hotboyproblems]

[weloveshortvideos]

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

YES

[dorfs]

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

[digitalhunk]

i already reblogged this today but i just can’t get over how the person filming starts zooming in and out to the beat lmaoo

[koukiboy]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2018

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[lesbiansgoal]

[mynameisgarlic-deactivated20231]

[hydro-homies]

Poor taste

[mukuharakazui]

the shakespeare tag on this website is SO fucking funny because there’ll be some “♡~☆AESTHETIC☆ Studyblur~♡” post followed by “demetrius from midsummer DEFINITELY vaped and met malvolio on an r/incels thread ”

[covid-69]

and like half of the time they’re by the same person

[my-midlife-crisis]

[post-machine]

[sad-soccer-mom]

When we all realised that Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson were NOT a married lesbian couple with a baby on the way.