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[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[estrodjinn21]

Dick from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[transcockiness]

dick from a guy who was the "weird girl" growing up

[devout-cleric]

pussy from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[theabigailthorn]

long ago the four nations lived in harmony

[sunburnt-brian]

[afloweroutofstone]

[forestlymph]

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[casadelanime]

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

[yardovich]

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

[epicvideogamemusic]

Visit Original Link

[the-great-horned-rat-deactivate]

[creepycrag]

[chocolate-consumer]

I accidentally merged onto the freeway today (I’m a new driver) and in the midst of my panic I thought about Simon learning how to drive and Grace helping him and it genuinely helped me get to my destination without crashing.

So thank you, suspiciously alcoholic named ship for calming me in my time of need

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[egg-ify]

i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them

happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

[badluckbrian2]

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about