Did you just KNIGHT me?!?

{Indie RP/Ask Blog for Swap!Percy from Spliinkles' Epithet:Switched!AU. Side-blog of percival-queen. Not mutual-exclusive, but selective. Please read the rules!}

[percival-princess]

Fair enough! Continue with your endeavors, Sparky, and may luck be on your side so you don't get caught, arrested, and/or have to face your disappointed father!

...Come to think of it, this may have not been the best plan.

[percival-princess]

I feel like Hotshot would be just as bad as you at this, and Mama Bear is probably not an advocate for murder. Do you want some real advice?

((ooc: I am so sorry mod, I cannot help it XD))

I don't know, Mama Bear scares me. I kinda feel like she knows more than she lets on.

[percival-princess]

PERCY???

Okay first off who insulted your dad, second off, you better be fully prepared to hide the body and erase any evidence-

*SIGH.* A whole group of jealous mundies is trying to accuse him of lexism with quite literally no evidence, because there is none for them to use. But with the age of the internet, well, if you yell something loud enough and repeatedly...

...anyway, I don't know the first thing about how to hide a body. Maybe Hotshot can teach me.

[percival-princess]

I’m lawful good, but if anyone insults my dad again I’m gonna commit a murder!

[justmorerpmemes]

Very Vague Starters

“So would you like to explain… this?”

“The thing… yes this thing. The thing of which I’m not stalling about.”

“What is that?”

“Uhhh hi, how are you? In this current point and time?”

“Doing alright, you know… meh and all that.”

“If you don’t want to talk about it, fine, but something should be done about it.”

“I heard something…”

“Alright well that was ominous and disconcerting.”

“Do you ever feel like we’re just existing?”

“Could you get off?”

“Hmmm… no I don’t want to do that.”

“We starting today with a game of twenty questions?”

“That’s a face you’re making. I don’t know what it’s called but you’re making it.”

“Saw that. Can’t hide that from me.”

“That could mean literally anything. Can I buy an adjective or something?”

“I don’t have the words to describe what this is but you’ll know when you see it.”

“All you got was unpleasant and was most likely the obvious problem in the room?

“Well that’s it, we’re lost.”

“Are you so tired that you ran out of a vocabulary?”

“Just… shh it’s a thing with… another thing on it… it’s yellow… I think.”

“I know someone. A ‘guy’ so to speak.”

“Huh, I didn’t know there was cute to be found.”

“Aren’t you… a person. An interesting person.”

“You’ll probably have to make me.”

“Me? Being dramatic? Nooooo.”

[percival-princess]

“Hello...?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or... maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road... Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

...Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[percival-princess]

🌻 “…Welp! Good enough!”

She probably isn’t going to get a better deal than that. Children are ridiculously stubborn, which is part of why she fucking despises them with all her heart. Even Percival elicits a little bit of that internalized hate of the tiny little brats that humans produce.

…She supposes she should not act that way with Percival, though. Although… If it makes her stay away… She could probably stand to hate this kid a little more.

🌻 “Arright, kid. Le’s go.”

Letting the… It wasn’t quite comfort, or happiness. Calm? Yeah, let’s go with that.

Letting the calmness drop from her face and feeling rage flow into her heart as she thinks all her awful thoughts, she starts walking towards town.

“I really appreciate your help, Ms…. uh…?”

She pauses.

🌻 “…Zora Salazar. If ya got another one a’ me,”

Suns knows of the existence of so many others, and the sun has shared it’s knowledge with her.

🌻 “Then call me Sundaze.”

{@blissparadial​}

All right, she DOES seem a little ticked off now; maybe she’s just annoyed that she has to go out of her way to help someone find their way out of the forest.

Fair enough, you’re the one who got lost.

🌻 “…Zora Salazar. If ya got another one a’ me, then call me Sundaze.”

“Um... I certainly don’t know any other Zoras or Salazars; that’s a pretty unique name. But Sundaze is a nice nickname as well!” Probably epithet-related, but she knows better than to ask. That’d be rude. “Thanks for your help.”

With that, she dutifully follows the cowgirl out of the woods.

[percival-princess]

“Hello...?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or... maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road... Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

...Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[percival-princess]

“My name’s Percival.”

She almost visibly chokes at that. She certainly flinches, though it’s more of the kind of flinch you’d get from finding a huge beetle on your hand.

Yep. Yep, that explains it.

She knows why they needed multiverse nicknames now.

Wait. Shit, act normal. What did she say? Something about a thesis, the Amulet?

She takes a short-lived second to collect her thoughts and hope that this kid didn’t notice anything wrong.

🌻 “Well, ya certainly ain’t gonna find that necklace in th’ middle a’ th’ woods. Ah can get yew back quick, but yew gotta promise nawt ta come back ‘ere.”

{@blissparadial​}

“Oh... uh... all right. I won’t come back without an adult, if that’s what you mean.”

Why did she care, though? The way she said it sounded so... weirdly ominous. She’s probably just looking out for me. Nothing to be suspicious of. Everyone thinks I’m a kid, after all.

“I really appreciate your help, Ms.... uh...?”

[percival-princess]

“Hello...?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or... maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road... Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

...Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[percival-princess]

Dammit dammit dammit dammit she even SOUNDS like Percy-

But, she doesn’t seem to know who Zora is yet. That’s good, at least…

🌻 “Yeah, Ah know th’ way. Why’re yew even ‘ere though? Thought all th’ kids knew ta stay away from this place.”

…Hm. It’s a little dark, with the trees blocking out a lot of the light.

Her Sundial tattoos start glowing, showing dimly through her clothes. She only cares because this kid looks like Percy, for some odd reason. She’s pretty sure Percy doesn’t have a child, anyway…

{@blissparadial​}

“Oh, uhhh...”

Father did mention that Redwood Run was dangerous. But Percy hadn’t met anybody yet besides this nice lady, so didn’t that disprove his point?

“I came here to... study! For my thesis. My name’s Percival. I’m a college student looking into the rumors of something called the Arsene Amulet.”

Was that too much information? No, that was probably just about right. And technically, it was all true. She really, really wanted to get her hands on that Amulet so she could do her thesis on it when the time came.

[percival-princess]

“Hello…?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or… maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road… Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

…Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[blissparadial]

Ahh… It’s so nice to take a walk sometimes.

She’s got nothing to do, so Sundaze decided she’d go and sightsee around the woods instead of just staying in the spot where she resided. She knows this forest like she knows her guns, but it never hurts to go out and see what might’ve changed since her last visit to other paths.

“Hello?”

…Oh. Well, that’s… Certainly new. She doesn’t remember there being a child in the woods, and she would’ve thought them all smart enough not to come here.

Ah, well. One more poor, unfortunate soul to add to the collection.

Except… As she slips almost silently through the trees, she catches sight of the poor girl, who has a striking resemblance to Percy.

…Aw, dammit, she can’t bring herself to do what she was gonna do.

…Y'know. it wouldn’t hurt to show mercy this one time. Just once.

🌻 “Hey, kid. Yew okay?”

[percival-princess]

“Oh!” Thank goodness. If she hadn’t found some help before she was supposed to be home, she would’ve been in BIG trouble. But, hey! Now that she’d met this nice cowgirl, she could get back before Father would even know she was gone.

“Uh, hello, Ma’am! Do you know the way to Sweet Jazz City from here? I’m afraid I must’ve taken a wrong turn at some point.”

[percival-princess]

Wee!! :D

{:D}

[percival-princess]

...would it be okay if a Zora was thrown in here to help the lil Percy princess-

{ABSOLUTELY >:D “Open starter” means anyone’s allowed to respond!! ^.^}

[percival-princess]

“Hello…?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or… maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road… Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

…Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[epitheterasedgen]

Y’ALL SOMEONE ELSE IS TRYING TO DO AN AUDIO READING FOR THE SWITCHED SCRIPTS

their auditions close in like an hour from what I understand???? anyway if u were interested in the switched scripts but didn’t audition for mine, please go check this out! I’m not involved in any way so if I intimidate you you don’t have to worry agbasdkflgh

https://discord.gg/TjVfnYH

[patton-pending-123]

HDHSJFHSJD IM EXCITED

COME JOIN US YALL

You don’t need a high-quality mic or anything, I don’t have one, and you don’t even have to voice act! You can do art, editing, or even just watch it all go down!! We’d love to see y’all!!

[patton-pending-123]

Also also also, admins just said that invites to the server are open until tomorrow at 11!! So please come hang with us!!! We need as many people and support as we can get!!

[cmm-glados]

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[percival-queen]

{So, I finally gave in and made a multimuse! …kind of! Percy is staying on this blog because she’s my favorite and I don’t like change, but I have a collection of other muses that’ll have their own sideblogs branching off of @candarusmultimuse now. The other muses are still under construction, but if you want to watch me play a muse pretty much the polar OPPOSITE of this one, you can go have a murder robot yell at you ^^}

[percival-princess]

I just realized that several independent content creators aren’t being compensated for having their work stolen and monetized by the online schooling system.

Good thing I have a lot of time on my hands and no patience for injustice.

Watch out, Cengage.

[percival-princess]

“Hello...?”

This was the way out of the woods, right? Or... maybe she should’ve taken a left at the fork in the road... Percival didn’t want to admit it, but perhaps her father had been right in warning her never to leave the city alone.

But, still! From the snippets she’d put together from overheard conversations, the Arsene Amulet was currently residing in Redwood Run. And what if she’d been able to find it?

...Although, at the moment, all she really needed to find was her way home.

[percival-princess]

7?? :O

7. What will usually put them in a good mood?

Hmm... Getting lots of homework! I like to feel accomplished.

And... since Father’s gone a lot, it gives me something to do. Sudoku can only keep you entertained for so long.