Percy Weasley

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[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Percy (not Perseus) Weasley

Hello, my name is Percy Weasley.

-I use he/him pronouns.

-I am 16 years old and am in sixth year.

-I am a prefect of Gryffindor house.

-I am Pansexual (No, Oliver, I do not want to have sex with a kitchenware).

-I am Polyamorous.

-I am red-green colorblind.

-I am a professional blackmailer.

Penelope (Penny) Clearwater, my amazing girlfriend: @penelope-clearwater

Oliver Wood, my annoying boyfriend: @oliverwood333

Cedric Diggory, the Hufflepuff prefect: @cedric-diggorys-blog

Cho Chang, the Ravenclaw seeker: @inkstainedsnitches

Marcus Flint, the Slytherin quidditch captain: @bestcaptianever

Roger Davies, the Ravenclaw quidditch captain:

(Ooc- my main is @quillofallskills , dm me if you want to join the rp.)

[armadilloradio]

penelope: polyamory is great! i get a black cat and a golden retriever partner.

[penelope-clearwater]

@oliverwood333 @percy-ignatius-weasley

it really is.

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Thank you, Penny. I love you so much. 🩷🩷🩷

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[penelope-clearwater]

whatttt??? me??? noooooo

i would never!!

[bestcaptianever]

You are all liars 😔

[penelope-clearwater]

Nuh uh!!

I'm literally like the virgin mary😌

[bestcaptianever]

Mmmmhh

Not really selling it

[penelope-clearwater]

I'm just a good christian girl!! I don't know what you're talking about :)

[bestcaptianever]

I don't think sending your boyfriend to hunt me down is very Christian

[penelope-clearwater]

Of course it is!!

It's not like I was the one hunting you! I'm very gentle and kind, plus I have much self-control

All characteristics of a good Christian girl :3

[bestcaptianever]

You are as gentle and kind as a wasp and have 0 self-control

You binge the whole sweets section with you man @percy-ignatius-weasley just yesterday

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

What I have self control and like Penny I’m an amazing Christian

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, we just do it to spite you and you specifically.

[bestcaptianever]

Rude, but appreciate the effort.

But start making it pg-13 or something, my poor boy Ced here is getting traumatise @cedric-diggorys-blog

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Only when he’s around. But for you…

[bestcaptianever]

Jeez, tell me at least that you are keeping it R

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

If you want us to have sexual intercourse in front of you, all you have to do is ask

[au-xu-bless-u]

Huh

Pls don’t I’m innocent

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, never in front of you Audrey, I love you too much, but Marcus one the other hand can suffer.

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, we just do it to spite you and you specifically.

[bestcaptianever]

Rude, but appreciate the effort.

But start making it pg-13 or something, my poor boy Ced here is getting traumatise @cedric-diggorys-blog

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Only when he’s around. But for you…

[bestcaptianever]

Jeez, tell me at least that you are keeping it R

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

If you want us to have sexual intercourse in front of you, all you have to do is ask

[bestcaptianever]

No thanks, I want to be happy for a bit longer tbh

and you talk like my pops

"sexual intercourse" is such an old man thing to say

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I want you to be miserable, so no.

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, we just do it to spite you and you specifically.

[bestcaptianever]

Rude, but appreciate the effort.

But start making it pg-13 or something, my poor boy Ced here is getting traumatise @cedric-diggorys-blog

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Only when he’s around. But for you…

[bestcaptianever]

Jeez, tell me at least that you are keeping it R

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

If you want us to have sexual intercourse in front of you, all you have to do is ask

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, we just do it to spite you and you specifically.

[bestcaptianever]

Rude, but appreciate the effort.

But start making it pg-13 or something, my poor boy Ced here is getting traumatise @cedric-diggorys-blog

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

Only when he’s around. But for you…

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No, we just do it to spite you and you specifically.

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[penelope-clearwater]

Oh, sureeeeeee

You totally didn't blush and giggle.... (and then sob to me about how fine he was when we got back to your dorm)

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

YOU DID THE SAME THING!!!

[penelope-clearwater]

THIS ISNT ABOUT ME-

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

WELL IT AIN’T ABOUT ME EITHER! Now I have a something planning in a broom closet in 10 minutes so I’m gonna go

[bestcaptianever]

Bro you ain't fooling anyone

and do not do dirty stuff in the broom closet

my spare broom is in there :/

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I’ll break it.

[bestcaptianever]

don't you dare

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I dare.

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[penelope-clearwater]

Oh, sureeeeeee

You totally didn't blush and giggle.... (and then sob to me about how fine he was when we got back to your dorm)

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

YOU DID THE SAME THING!!!

[penelope-clearwater]

THIS ISNT ABOUT ME-

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

WELL IT AIN’T ABOUT ME EITHER! Now I have a something planning in a broom closet in 10 minutes so I’m gonna go

[bestcaptianever]

Bro you ain't fooling anyone

and do not do dirty stuff in the broom closet

my spare broom is in there :/

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I’ll break it.

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[penelope-clearwater]

Oh, sureeeeeee

You totally didn't blush and giggle.... (and then sob to me about how fine he was when we got back to your dorm)

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

YOU DID THE SAME THING!!!

[penelope-clearwater]

THIS ISNT ABOUT ME-

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

WELL IT AIN’T ABOUT ME EITHER! Now I have a something planning in a broom closet in 10 minutes so I’m gonna go

[penelope-clearwater]

YES IT WAS??? aww without me😏?

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

You can come too, Penny dear. Love you!

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[penelope-clearwater]

Oh, sureeeeeee

You totally didn't blush and giggle.... (and then sob to me about how fine he was when we got back to your dorm)

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

YOU DID THE SAME THING!!!

[penelope-clearwater]

THIS ISNT ABOUT ME-

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

WELL IT AIN’T ABOUT ME EITHER! Now I have a something planning in a broom closet in 10 minutes so I’m gonna go

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[penelope-clearwater]

Oh, sureeeeeee

You totally didn't blush and giggle.... (and then sob to me about how fine he was when we got back to your dorm)

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

YOU DID THE SAME THING!!!

[lirenthenonlyrist]

Percy: I am not dating Oliver. Fred & George: Then why did you giggle when he winked at you earlier? Percy: I—I did not giggle. I laughed condescendingly.

[penelope-clearwater]

@percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I LAUGHED CONDESCENDINGLY!

[percyweasleyapologist]

ATTENTION

I just want everyone to know that the plural of spouse is spice

spouse= mouse

spice= mice

thank you for your time

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley

GUYS

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I refuse to be related to such creatures after… that happened

[oliverwood333]

oh-

rats and mice are different though :(

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I guess

[percyweasleyapologist]

ATTENTION

I just want everyone to know that the plural of spouse is spice

spouse= mouse

spice= mice

thank you for your time

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley

GUYS

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I refuse to be related to such creatures after… that happened

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

@oliverwood333 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[oliverwood333]

u h . . .

do you promise not to be mad :(

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I promise to to be mad out loud