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eroscestlavie

you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

eroscestlavie

you literally either get it or you gont

snailkites

Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

snailkites

come ON

snailkites

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red fax

ficher

porkpine

porky pine

thyfleshc0nsumed

When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm

capnsoapy

When she has a nothing 😟🤔 #confused #concerned #howshepooping

rockergiirl

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

heirtocragflame

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

h-ikusaa

yuri beams ur labru

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

*My rotted skeletal hand bursts from the fresh grave dirt and starts clawing at the ground *

bloedgetuige

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

bloedgetuige

EATING MY CHARGER

byjove

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

byjove

The amount of times I’ve heard a parent say something like “I’m just not going to tell my son he has ADHD, I want him to feel normal.” HE DOES NOT. HE DOES NOT FEEL NORMAL. HE IS WONDERING WHY HE IS STRUGGLING AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION HE IS AN IRREDEEMABLE FAILURE.

shattered-daydream

I was inspired

truetgirl

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.