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monty python’s flying circus out of context
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA
Sade Olutola

JBB: An Artblog!

Andulka
todays bird
hello vonnie
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Origami Around
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[ inspired by @twosheds ]
monty python’s flying circus out of context
The Witch’s Familliar // World Enough and Time
Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato
For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!
Barbarian: "I reckless attack."
DM: "You already have advantage, if you reckless you're just giving the enemy advantage."
Barbarian: "...I reckless attack."
❈ Watch the smoke as I turn rising, a phoenix from the flames. [insp.]
Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.
#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic)
Player: “Does it speak Deep Speech?” DM: “It is a goldfish. No.”
people who think cis is an acronym crack me up
As a cishet male, it took me a long time to realize that just meant “cisgender heterosexual.”
But if we’re talking acronyms, it could have accurately stood for “cargo-included shorts / hides emotions terribly” as well.
we can forgive you for not knowing what cishet is but cargo shorts? that is too far
I’m hoping to get a pardon due to extenuating circumstances on this one.
You see, as a white cishet guy who regularly shaves off all my hair, wearing cargo shorts is about the most overt way I can think of to broadcast to everyone in the vicinity:
DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS HUGE NERD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SKINHEAD!
wait… what does trans stand for then?
They stand for each other and for a world without fear
Flavoracle definitely has a third eye and it’s wide open honey
Peter Parker: I’M NOT A KID!
Everyone else: 🤔🤔🤔
Athos feat. all his favourite people - The Musketeers
This is somehow worst than the Bidoof law
Worthy
Favorite moments of 2019
i wanna be WOOED this decade, fully and unrealistically WOOED
@la-volpe-bianca when he suddenly realizes he’s in England
actual footage of my first and last visit to br*tish parliament
Black Widow (2020) dir. Cate Shortland