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melbrooks

[ inspired by @twosheds ]

monty python’s flying circus out of context

julielilac

The Witch’s Familliar // World Enough and Time

kuttithevangu

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

w1zrad

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

outofcontextdnd

Barbarian: "I reckless attack."

DM: "You already have advantage, if you reckless you're just giving the enemy advantage."

Barbarian: "...I reckless attack."

lochiels

❈ Watch the smoke as I turn rising, a phoenix from the flames. [insp.]

whitepeopletwitter

catmeleon-deactivated20160611

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.

kareenvorbarra

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic)

#parks and rec #star wars

outofcontextdnd

Player: “Does it speak Deep Speech?” DM: “It is a goldfish. No.”

chandra-nalaar

people who think cis is an acronym crack me up

flavoracle

As a cishet male, it took me a long time to realize that just meant “cisgender heterosexual.”

But if we’re talking acronyms, it could have accurately stood for “cargo-included shorts / hides emotions terribly” as well.

chandra-nalaar

we can forgive you for not knowing what cishet is but cargo shorts? that is too far

flavoracle

I’m hoping to get a pardon due to extenuating circumstances on this one.

You see, as a white cishet guy who regularly shaves off all my hair, wearing cargo shorts is about the most overt way I can think of to broadcast to everyone in the vicinity:

DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS HUGE NERD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SKINHEAD!