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PIP • AUSTRALIA 

[periodicfable]

perio-DICK-table hahahahahha dick table

:~)

[periodicfable]

hahahAHAahhahaha abest bit about ur url is that there is a dick in it

glad you’ve enjoyed your stay 

[freeadultgame]

[crowmemes]

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[owlpharaoh]

when you realize that your clarinet skills are subpar

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

growing up with three parents was really weird

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

what?? u had three parents??

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

yeah my mom’s a gemini

[sealcat-deactivated20151117]

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

[par-28]

[coolthingoftheday]

The moon passed between ‪NASA‬’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As the moon is tidally locked to the Earth and doesn’t rotate, we only ever see the one face from the Earth. Awesome shot!

[tamamoland]

so basically this is the moon’s ass

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

if this is the moon’s ass could you say we’re getting

mooned

[wintermoth]

SIGH

[noahwyles]

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via guntherwheeler)

[nope-deactivated20161202]

[acenouie-deactivated20160512]

from the bottom of my heart i would just like to say

Yikes™

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

[pollutioner-deactivated20160912]

sword

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

blocked

[livinlavidachola]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[livinginthequestion]

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

[hey-bazooka]

imagine ur otp