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I WENT PEE AND WHEN I STOOD UP AND TURNED TO FLUSH THERE WAS A DEAD SPIDER FLOATING IN THE TOILET. DID I PISS OUT A SPIDER

revui

tabloidsores

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

puppygirllaika

if one more person comments on my "we need to keep payphones/public phones" post with "what we need are free phone charging stations and wifi hotspots, like in new york!" i am going to lose my mind. what do you people not understand about "not everyone has a smartphone" and "phones can break". how are these new concepts.

puppygirllaika

Also, some of y'all are way too comfortable plugging random data cables into your phones.

brendering

a couple things gen alpha may not know about the differences between cell phones and payphones:

cell phones often don't work during disasters or other unusually high phone traffic. payphones are landlines, so they still work as long as they're not cut from their line.

this is also true for some remote areas: there's a reason people working on remote sites (camp sites, forestry, emergency responders, etc.) have landlines, especially in places with changeable weather that could affect radio/walkie talkies/cell service.

payphones are extra important if someone is being threatened or held against their will: a kidnapper or other nefarious person could take/break a cell phone, but the payphone is bolted to the ground, and it would look suspicious if they dragged a victim away from it. a while ago a lost kid used a payphone to call 911.

in a similar vein, many emergency systems haven't been updated to keep up with modern cell phones (we haven't even had maps on our phones for 10 years yet), so depending on where you live it can be difficult for dispatchers to figure out where you are if you're using a cell phone. since payphones don't move, dispatchers know exactly where they are and can send help faster.

to be clear, i'm not hating on cell phones (you'd have to pry mine from my cold dead hands) BUT i do think physical emergency phones and payphones fill a really important gap! it would be a hit to general safety if we lost them completely, especially for poorer or more remote folks.

radicalurbanista

and they should be free!

sadomarxist

june-egbert-official

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

punkitt-is-here

this is my epic gnome biker Skullard Jeffrey smoking a giggle cigar. hes cool and awesome and snoking the strain of morning dew off a blade of grass

punkitt-is-here

he likes eating boys and berries, happy pride here's his gnhusband Gnorman Gnimble. its their anniversary tonight he's taking him out to 1 Berry

punkitt-is-here

he took Gnorman to 1 Berry!! happy pride

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is the Alarm Chicken. Her job is to break into the courtyard every morning and knock on the door and yell at me until I go out to feed the flock. If I ignore her for too long, a second Alarm Chicken will appear.

viralfrog

luckyvalentin3-deactivated20250

marinella-ela

sorcerersxpirates

reallyndacarter

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

fullyerecteggplant

cannibalchicken

eepyuwu

He’s taking a nap

3rdtimesacharm89

🪇 🦴 💀 🪇

@just-shower-thoughts

whencartoonsruletheworld

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”