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[toocooltobehipster]

[veryfunnymemes]

[ludaprilgate]

[amorroso]

Me with everything I make fun of

[mysharona1987]

[esteahaim]

[theonion]

Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams 

[huma-nnature]

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[seekingsublet]

WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE TELLS YOU THAT YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE WACK

[thursday]

[seekingsublet]

YOUR ROOMMATE ON A THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER A LONG WEEK

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

The entire world is skewed from the white-male perspective. If you’re a woman, they have to say it’s a female-driven comedy. If it’s a comedy with Latinos in it, it’s a Latino comedy. ‘Normal’ is white male, and I find that to be shocking and ridiculous.

Shonda Rhimes

(via stuffmomnevertoldyou)

[seekingsublet]

YOU WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE YOUR ROOMMATE AT HOME INSTEAD OF WITH THE PERSON THEY ARE DATING

[scream]

[periodictumblerof]

You're the Worst 2x11 "A Rapidly Mutating Virus"

[latenightpanic]

[periodictumblerof]

"A normal beaver shot is just a bad PR problem, but when a 16-year-old tweets it, that's - repeat after me - child pornography."