Mayonnaise On Bread

Its what I look like.

[perishthouthought]

Feelin’ so masc. then the lady at the convience store calls me “doll”

[theminttu]

The King, The Legend….

busted out an older sketch of molly just for fun…..

[perishthouthought]

♥️

[perishthouthought]

Why does someone have to go say something that fucks my morale up so bad that i cant focus right before an important maths exam like ON GOD

pthhh im so annoyed

[perishthouthought]

And then i left my eyedrops at home so my eyes hurt.

AND ive been having nightmares everynight for nearly a month now;

Give me a freakin’ break man; i need some time to just BREATH.

[perishthouthought]

Why does someone have to go say something that fucks my morale up so bad that i cant focus right before an important maths exam like ON GOD

pthhh im so annoyed

[celinekim218]

“It looks like a LION🦁 I’m a queen like a LION🎶” (G)IDLE has been slayin’ with this new song & mv😭 #gidle #kpop #liongidle #lion #celinekim

[perishthouthought]

Dont wanna lose track of this; its so pretty

[perishthouthought]

I’m not consumed by ships or anything, but

QROW and CLOVER

Would be so good for each other.

Even just Platonically;

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[unicornmitteneater]

where….where are the notes……

[piesandswords]

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

[perishthouthought]

I’m in Danger.

[cowboycourier]

Hawke when he returns from the deeproads and finds out his brothers a Templar now:  

[tabrisfam]

#proandersweek day 1 - life in the circle -> lets not forget anders is good with kids

anders and karl in the circle performing the fan favorite “gregoir and irving (try to) slay a dragon” ft. my surana if u can guess who that is :o)

this will also likely be my only contribution since college is a pain sry

also karl grew a beard for the role and kept it because anders liked it !

[perishthouthought]

The thought of Losing Hawke to the Fade is... really fuckin sad;

... but it kinda feels like a good resolution to his story.

He deserves better, probably, and it breaks my heart that i needed to end that way.

[captainlordauditor]

da2 is what happens when you get a bunch of dnd characters and then don’t really give them a campaign you just toss them into a city to live there and have Shenanigans. 

“I’m playing a elven blood mage.” “yeah, okay, what’s she doing in a human city?” “research.”

“I’m playing a dwarven bard.” “….and?” “just a dwarven bard.” “is he, like, a spy, a wandering adventure, what? why’s he away from the mountain?” “fuck if i know.”

[captainlordauditor]

“My character is a cleric to the god of justice who’s become disillusioned with the established orders of priests and wants to destroy them and start again. His name is Anders.” “Is he from the anderfels?” “No, of course not. He’s Ferelden.”

[you-need-a-ladder]

“My character is an elf. His name is Fenris.” “Okay… is he a mage? Does he like… transform into a wolf?” “No, he’s a warrior! He USED to be a slave to a mage, and as a result hates all magic.” “Fine. Roll for strength.” “He can use magic to rip people’s hearts out.” “What.” “His owner put magic ore in his veins and now he can use a magic punch.” “…” “…” “Why would he-” “Also he’s in love with a mage.”

[captainlordauditor]

“Is hawke hot?”

“Oh, Hawke is super hot.”

[rolls a charisma saving throw against the hot mage and fails] “SHIT”

[mikkeneko]

Meanwhile Aveline’s just over here gritting her teeth because she spent three hours on her backstory carefully crafted to intertwine with the recent game lore (Ostagar) and her tragic dead husband (Wesley) and nobody else even seems interested

[bufordtannen]

“My character is a dual-wielding rogue and also a sexy pirate.” “Okay, that’s just fine. Well, the party is going into the Qunari compound and-” “Oh, she’s not going in there.” “Why not?” “She has… something else to do.” “Like what.” “something, bye.”

[fen-ashalen]

omg this is so accurate it’s scary.

[anjelica-grey]

“Hey everybody, this is my friend who wanted to join our game. I already caught him up on the story.”

“Cool, hi! So what’s your character?”

“He’s a ranger who multiclassed one level in cleric, and he’s super devoted to his deity. Plus he’s an exiled prince.”

“Huh. Interesting. Okay-”

“Oh, and he’s lawful good.”

Sexy Pirate: “Oh HELL no.”

[mogwaei]

I fucking love this

Can we do this for DAI too, someone START IT

[perishthouthought]

EDI and Joker is the most Wholesome nn

[perishthouthought]

Throughout the Entirety of Origins, I basically crippled myself by exclusively using the Cousland family sword for RP reasons, and sentimentality.

I miss my HoF

[may12324]

My girllss, Willa, Leliana and Morrigan. The armor(second picture) is based off the first armor received in the game, but modified because the female armor makes me want to vomit.

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[perishthouthought]

This post almost moved me to tears

[insomnova]

holding hands………… intertwining fingers……………….. pressing soft kisses to knuckles…………………… staring deeply into each other’s eyes over the joined hands………………………………………………………peak romance

[perishthouthought]

Someone tell the earth

To calm down and stop getting so hot; i wanna enjoy autumn