typing this from my jar #mytwig (22, She/her, tran

[ferricsailor]

"hooooooly fucking shit shes so cringe" bro two seconds earlier:

[slutforyous]

i love the idea of being tied up, vibrator to clit, being forced to constantly swallow an aphrodisiac liquid that actually makes me forget everything about the outside world. each sip they force me to take making me forget more and more about that world. each sip making me more horny and docile to their words. each sip becoming dumber and dumber until im completely obedient to every word they say …

[slutforyous]

this didn’t get enough attention last time so here’s a reblog teehee

[garlicgoyle]

its really fun when girls overheat easily bcoz you can cuddle them and theyll try so so hard to bear it while you boil them alive..

[snyggvur]

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

on it boss!

[cipheramnesia]

[bigbaddykedog]

hey i'm sorry i called you knotpocket the first time we met. if i had known how many litters you'd carry for me i would have called you puppymill instead

[squirrelstothenuts]

[ashenmind]

girl who asks if she can ask you a question and it’s invariably about your armpits

[hellsitegenetics]

I keep misreading it as gnome assembly

type of shit my polymerases are up to

[hellsitegenetics]

[yaldabaothadeez]

These crow lady comics, that I can only trace to “some anon on 4chan”

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[xander-the-bastard]

I’ve got a few more saved

[eggboob]

[periwinklefairydoll]

a wa

[eggboob]

[blueshark15]

Shitty fairy!!!

[ashenmind]

girl who asks if she can ask you a question and it’s invariably about your armpits

[guiltfactory]

i have a fun idea! let's fuse ourselves together permanently!

[opossumgirltongue]

girl who starts every day doing a shot of love potion while looking at the mirror

[mlarayoukai]

my weighted plushie already has a hole in it I'm killing myself it was already a favorite

[thewitchoftheweast]

I can't find that post with the maid who sweeps up the fireplace and says it was "mad of dust" :(