sad

[azxra]

[webfinds]

[onlydoll]

[theepitomeofquiet]

[jagkanbliintetal]

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[ex0skeletal]

[gorgonetta]

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

[nightwatch-official]

it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman 

[lillypeppermint-blog]

Especially a a nurturer rather than a destroyer

[nastygall]

[staraptor]

remember the Smells Like Ass gif

[staraptor]

[highlandvalley]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

peekaboo

[mitten]

[zwrt]

[aliensfromhell]

From WeHeartIt

[ellysmallwood-deactivated201909]

[sulfur]

Found Here

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[antidarkmattermaker]

I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.