[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[chubbyangel666]

if we’re dating my name is baby

[feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[sikuanlili]

[gouged-doll]

[achillesinhighheels]

[jamessunderland-archive-blog]

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

[aquaticrecords]

it hurts the people that care about you

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[divasiissy]

[divasiissy]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[aloyhh]

i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[yuriwinged]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[5hiny8laze2ombie]

[heartpeacenquiet]

art: Mac Baconai