[perpetually-procrastinate-people]

random image I found on Pinterest and decided to draw??

[perpetually-procrastinate-people]

Racetrack!!

[perpetually-procrastinate-people]

saw ur user and was like "my friend! from ao3! eek!" :) hope you're doing well tonight <3

yeah I randomly saw a post and was like! Its ao3 person! Yay! Hope you're doing well too even though I'm seeing this a little late <3

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

“are you a boy or a girl?” i am what you want me to be i am your worst fear you’ll find it in me

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[predishthefish]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from biomark reading: Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny /End ID]

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

Idk but he sounds pretty upset

[b33brained]

daily checklist:

- be set to screw

- make the dinner

- check my hairline

- don’t feel responsible

[seizesthegay]

Spot Conlon ruling a whole borough before 15.

Spot Conlon taking over the "6th largest city in the entire world" before he could legally drink.

Spot Conlon who was feared by all newsies but was just a child.

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[duckydoesstuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

[blizzard202]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY BRACCO!

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

PLEASE

[snapplecandy-deactivated2022051]

CMON MAGICAL PICTURE

[gloomymuffin]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[loverrr-girl]

OMG PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN

[peach-thee]

PLEASE

CMON, JUST THIS ONCE

[milady-motherfucker]

Plzzzz

[ezraisfallingapart-deactivated2]

PLEASE

[binglebongledingledangle702124]

PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

[belovedrat]

BRO I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET 🙏 school ends in less than 2 weeks.. :,)

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

i have a maths test tmrw i forgot about save me magic grades

[caramel-covered-apples]

save me magic grades

[purple-iris-flower-deactivated2]

SAVE ME PLEASE🙏

[evil-maryland]

PLEASE I HAVE EXAMS

[totally-india]

Reblogging it again for my mutuals 😔

[tocamos]

reblogging cause I got 70/50 on my maths test

[deadskincellsonyourpillow]

I hope I don’t need it but just in case

[trqshy]

I NEED THE GOOD GRADES

[holdingmyown-hand]

alright. summer semester started. its actually not bad but i hate being alive. hopefully this will help me get good grades this time

[wheezecheese]

it’s summer for me

reblogging nonetheless

[breathingmilk]

Reblogging to give myself bad grades. In the winter.

[type-blaze0]

Hello me in the future, you scheduled this at five thirty pm august seventeenth, may the power of beneficial computer errors be on your side!

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Hello future self, and good luck! Hopefully you woke up alright.

[jdoeseverythingwrong]

this shall be posted upon the beginning of the school year

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[perpetually-procrastinate-people]

you ever see something and go "I have no clue what that's from, but it is ABSOLUTELY a theater reference."

[theatreobsessedkids]

NEWSIES BOY SCOUTS AU!!!

★ Paper Scouts is a charity-like organization, operating under wealthy tycoon Joseph Pulitzer. In partnership with Manhattan’s Orphanages, its goal is to grant the poor children a means to provide for themselves, as well as learn many basic survival skills. Troop 1899 is one of these implemented groups, funded primarily by leading lady Mrs. Medda Larkin, and guided by the infamous scout counselor, Jack Kelly.

As mentioned, Jack is the main Counselor, as he was involved in the troop from a very young age and knew Medda before she got involved, being the one to convince her to help in funding, and of the first in the program, persuading many of the other boys to join in too.

All our main manhattan boys come from the same underfunded Orphanage, The Refuge, the main caretakers having been Mr. Kloppman (before his passing) and Denton (before his resignation from the project)

After their departures, Mr. Snyder took over control, treating the boys unfairly, and making the involvement with the Paper Scouts much more appealing.

The kids spend their time selling all sorts of usual Boy Scout things, crafting, learning techniques, occasionally skirting around a rule or two with Jacks help, and keeping as far away from The Refuge until bedtime, up until the day Mr. Pulitzer starts slashing off funding left and right, possibly even leading to the end of Paper Scouts for good

But troop 1899 is definitely not gonna have that!

So what do we think, everybody? >:] Of course there’s much stuff to workshop and mention, but I’m pretty thrilled with how this is developing. I was thinkin the AU should be called Scoutsies! Make sure to stay tuned for the tons of content to come >;)

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[onlyanorthernboy]

My favorite falsettos detail I don’t ever see people talking about is in Marvin at the Psychiatrist when talking about the baseball games Jason and Marvin go to see Marvin says “the pitcher’s handsome” and Jason says “yeah? And our team LOST.”

THEN, in act two, when watching Jason’s baseball game, Marvin goes “and WHY does he have to throw like that…” and (in the 2016 revival) Trina turns and gives him a look.

Now I love this because it implies two things. ONE - they went to see the same little league team that Jason would join when he turned 12. TWO - after the time skip, the same hot volunteer dad is pitching for this damn little league team and has some weirdly seductive way of throwing the ball.

If you think this is far fetched and don’t want to interpret it as that FINE, but either way Marvin shows twice in this musical he has a thing for baseball players despite hating the sport. And Whizzer is very good at baseball, or at least we can assume in The Baseball Game. So. Do with that what you will.