perpetuallyvex

NON-STOP SLASHY FILTH--UM, /STUFF/ ABOUT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CONSULTING DETECTIVE (Please be 18+ to follow)

[soracities]

losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old

[soracities]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2003?????

[metamorphesque]

i just can't look, it's killing me 😔

[221bconwriters]

Reminder: Word sprints every Sunday!

Hello!

With all the weirdness in social media lately, we haven't done the best job of communicating that we are still around, but...we are!

Every Sunday, from 10am Pacific to noon, several brave souls come together to write, edit, create, or just hang out. All are welcome! Any project is supported!

Also, our Discord is available for impromptu sessions during the week. There's been a regular group meeting on Wednesdays, but that might be migrating based on schedules. It's all very creative and organic up in here!

So are you looking for some friends to write with, or just bitch about writing with? We've got you covered!

Our Discord awaits.

[bakerstmel]

I’m not above begging people to be friends. Come write with us!

[manhasetardis]

... there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and then never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.

Crowley is actually a girl's name

[thebirdandhersong]

The show doesn't let you hate Richie. It just doesn't. Every buffeting bout of "WOW this Richie guy is SO mean and so cruel and he doesn't watch his mouth or show people any respect" is followed by you learning something about Richie that breaks your heart, or the show showing you one of Richie's kind moments and you're like. Well. Darn it. It would've been so easy to dislike this man but now I gotta admit he's another complicated messy ordinary human being with ugly parts and lovely parts and the whole shebang

[just-anotherstan]

YES CHEF! 🔥

[perpetuallyvex]

🌟FINISHED FIC ALERT!🌟

GUM GIRL

“Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?”

During his trial, James Moriarty compelled a female officer of the court to rummage through his pocket & feed him chewing gum. What happens next? Find out here...

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[ceruleanmindpalace]

Inktober # 15 - Lazy  

Blackliner and black ink on brown paper, A4.

From @bluebellofbakerstreet’s prompt list for Inktober 2020.

Do not post this on other sites/social media or use in any other way without my written permission.

[obotligtnyfiken]

Order of events in BBC’s Sherlock

If you want to see the whole flowchart in one image, download it here.

Creating this flowchart has required me choose what to include and what to leave out. If you think that I have missed something, I’d be happy to hear from you, but please read the comments first, in case I had excluded that information for a ­reason.

This project has been made so much easier thanks to the Sherlock timeline at bakerstreet.wikia.com and the wonderful transcripts by @callie-ariane. Go look them up at arianedevere.livejournal.com!

Thank you to my wonderful proof reader @wetislandinthenorthatlantic!

I have completely lost track of who is discussing what in the aftermath of s4, but I’ll tag a few people under the cut anyway, hoping that you are interested. Let me know if you don’t want to be tagged in the future!

Keep reading

[iheardyou]

Oh. Wow.

Thank you.

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

WOAH! OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[johnlockismyreligion]

This is really amazing.

[sherlockwatson-holmesblog]

Wow, this is amazing. Thank you.

[7-percent]

Never fail to reblog because this is SO valuable! Thanks to @obotligtnyfiken​. You deserve a medal for services to the fandom.

[feraladoration]

This is astonishing! You juggled so many factors so well! If only there were a way to indicate “speed & savagery of queer baiting intensifies” but I respect that that’s to some respect subjective and a function of personal bitterness (in my case, extreme)

[obotligtnyfiken]

Ah, well There’s a challenge I don’t think I’m up to :-) But if it’s visualisation of speed you want, you might want to check out my visualisation of how te show jumps back and forth in time in each episode.

Also, thank you so much for the kind words!

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

[areyougoth]

i've crumbled

[perpetuallyvex]

Bye, Ken!

(If Roman had been there instead of Kendall, this would be much more difficult!)

[bebx]

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

[sinnabonka]

and some asshats dare to demand even more, hello

[fuckyeahfightlock]

a bit of proof that writing is as therapeutic and necessary to the writer as reading is to the reader. Fanfic, my dude. It’s magic.

[voluptuousbenedictcumberbatch]

Welcome to the Voluptuous Benedict Cumberbatch Gallery

[animusrox]

The Bear 1.04 x 2.08

[perpetuallyvex]

I came to this show in Season 1 because, just -- fuck me Jeremy Allen White -- but in the wake of Season 2, our family has now added The Bear to the holy trinity of Schitt's Creek, The Good Place, and Ted Lasso as feel-good shows (forming, what? A quaternity?).

We were fucking cheering by the end of the season (and to Taylor Swift, no less, IYKYK)!

[neuronary]

if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition

[neuronary]

uh oh

[neuronary]

alright fuck it. yous have blown up my notifications for three days. put your money where your mouths are.

 i’m getting top surgery in january. i need to get £1500 together by christmas to have the full cost saved up. i will be taking 150 pictures of my boobs and printing them as physical photographs so this shit really is limited edition. 50 will be sexy, 50 will be goofy, and 50 will be themed. they will come with stickers and a thank you note. they will not have my face in them. these fuckers will be paying rent in their final months so help me god.

the pictures will be available for purchase from the 20th of november for one month only. details to follow.

if anybody is feeling generous before that time, my paypal is [email protected]. i really sincerely appreciate anything anyone can give, so thank you so much.

 to put that big number in context, if everyone who has liked this post was able to donate £1, i would have more than enough to afford the surgery.

[neuronary]

hey so like. if you rbd the original please also reblog this version.

[perpetuallyvex]

Genius!

[gritkitty]

There is a crack in the storytelling That’s how fanfic gets in

[miraculouspaon]

Obsessed with these s’mores on GBBO. Nobody in the tent has ever had one, the recipe bears no resemblance to any s’more I’ve ever eaten, not a campfire or stick in sight, and the judges are judging these things based on some list of standards that exists only in their heads. This is how everyone in the rest of the world feels whenever Bake Off casts their gaze at their culture, isn’t it? Brilliant.

[perpetuallyvex]

Serious question: do they not have graham crackers in the UK?

[perpetuallyvex]

Obviously...

...I’m going to have to remember how Tumblr works again, aren’t I?

[abstraktstarwatcher]

I have just learned that there is a Torchwood/Doctor who easter egg in Sherlock BBC.

It is in s04e02 (The lying detective). When John discovers the package wit DVD from Mary, we can also see some letter or card behind a magnifying glass.

There is a Torchwood logo printed on the card.