the alley

A scruffy, multi-fandom cat, I wander about hoping for kind hands and the odd fish.

[dduane]

"Cats on selfies": This ad for Tesco Mobile has been running a long time now on Irish TV (in a slightly cut-down form). And it's hilarious. ""Egghead. Howya?" "….Bad."

[irenelichtensteinblog]

Aaron Siskind, Lady In Kitchen, 1937

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[thefloatingstone]

Long term injury

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[thememedaddy]

[datasoong47]

[atlinmerrick]

Merriam-Webster didn’t say it, but I feel that a “you feckin’ clown shoe” was implied at the end of their second tweet.

[beardedmrbean]

[holespoles]

Marisol Muro, Kitties recharging with the Moon

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[thatsbelievable]

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

[sunriseverse]

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

[dduane]

Oh FFS

The Hunt For Gollum adds AI-powered de-aging technology to the Fellowship

The Hunt For Gollum adds AI-powered de-aging technology to the Fellowship

[onerifle]

Rest in Peace Sam Neil

[sprouch]

not dead!!!!

[wx-ray]

[headspace-hotel]

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

[aniseandspearmint]

Considering how slow cacti tend to grow, that's especially amazing? Lke, that guy survived for YEARS on minimal light before reaching the top of that pole! An inspiration to us all!

[stella-draws-things]