Treat Yo Self

"Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless." -Ron Swanson

[shingojira]

[beatlesweatles]

Why did he name his son that

[dinogirl-dongs]

Is short for Yogurt Matthew.

[conradtao]

[2000ish]

Motherboard from Cyberchase

[hunklet]

i need to smoke weed with this bitch

[catchymemes]

[larval-tear]

fuck yes

[thedankmemes]

[catchymemes]

[webkinzcat]

[paper--machete]

[orpheusism]

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

[orpheusism]

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

[orpheusism]

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

[nessa007]

[jame7t]

🥶jame8t

“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

4 notes

5 dark notes

[pinene]

google you gotta relax

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

yeah that’ll do it

[animentality]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i mean that is a succinct explanation, yeah