Not the hell your whales

[sadspockpanda]

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

[jeankirschteinss-deactivated201]

That gif is literally perfect

[sadspockpanda]

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

[sadspockpanda]

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

[letsoulswander]

[ID: a gif of Niles from The Nanny opening the bedroom door slightly to throw rose petals in, and then Niles standing smiling by the bed where Fran and Mr. Sheffield are cuddled together.]

[tvarchive]

4K CELEBRATION: FAVORITE SHOWS THAT DESERVED BETTER ↳ Sense8 • Sole ( @lucy-mclean) Sometimes you make a mistake. You’ve got two choices, you live with it, or you fix it.

[shnehollander]

how do you watch heated rivalry and have it not completely infect your brain your body your heart your soul your literally every waking thought

[sophsun1]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[heatedrivalryz]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) 1.02 — OLYMPIANS

[sophsun1]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[sentrysvoid]

The Princess Bride dir. Rob Reiner | 1987

[keikomivra]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[chaoticpaige]

What if I told you none of it was accidental And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me? I laid the groundwork and then, just like clockwork The dominoes cascaded in a line What if I told you I'm a mastermind? And now you're mine

Ilya Rozanov + making sure he spends time with Shane

[gaysie]

what if orpheus looked back at eurydice and then orpheus got fucking decked to the ground because they were playing a hockey game and you have to look where you’re going

[manhasetardis]

"For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?" - William Shakespeare | Shane's version

[evanzbuck]

And I'm splitting the road down the middle For a minute the world seemed so simple