★ Sephie!! ★

Hello! This is a place for all my ramblings! Please give me book recommendations!!

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Video called him whilst ovulating and now he thinks I’m a freak for wanting to bite his hands. Fml

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Sometimes love is reading the Wikipedia page of a horror movie to plot-spoil it for yourself so you can watch it with your boyfriend without scaring yourself

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i would sneak past your witness protection officer and dye your hair brown but your not nerdy enough to understand

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messy - lola young

percy is my fav!!!!! he deserves a lot more love imo

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‘why did you invite me to your wedding’ by Kevin Atwater is peak perceiver angst au and you should all listen to it and cry like I am

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In my Percy Weasley era (being a prefect crashing out about sports captains’ idiocy)

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Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Do you think we'll be friends in another universe?

Nah bro we're french Percy Weasley and scabbers

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where are you guys finding Percy Weasley content

where does your fanon in particular come from

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We exist out of a pure need to hurt a ginger fuck and give him a cute boyfriend as an apology

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The world needs to hear about your Kickboxer Percy Weasley headcanons!

AHHHH!!! Someone thinks my ramblings are interesting!! I have PEAKED!!

Okay here's the thoughts that consume my brain most of the time!

- most of the martial artists I know are aware of their strength and are quite gentle because of it! (Or at least don't actively pick fights) And that reminds me a lot of Percy! (Or at least the version of him in my head!)

- in canon he was mocked/bullied by people a lot so I image that he would've started taking classes to be able to defend himself and it became a hobby of his!

- I think because he's very long and lanky, a sport that didn't require a large mass would be appealing to him as he wouldn't have to compensate for his opponent being able to physically overpower him because of sheer size!

- a lot of 'nerdy' people are well aware of how exercise is important for the body as well as general hauora (all forms of health). Percy would know this and would treat it as a way to counteract some of his bad habits (you cannot tell me this man wouldn't chug caffeinated drinks 24/7 to pull studying all-nighters)

- I think that Percy would get fit for health more than looks but added imitation ability wouldn't stop him!

- in almost all of my headcannons, Percy is trans FtM (bc I project onto him lol) so probably for an added bonus of gender euphoria caused by biases associated with martial arts!

- also I imagine that he'd love to have a separate sport to his siblings so that he wasn't competing against them both in a fight or for attention

- he'd be really good at it though! Not Olympic level good bc in my heart he wanted to keep it as a hobby and not as a source of income! He'd definitely be at winning championships and competitions level though!

If you can think of any other reasons please comment or message me! And also please tell me all your Percy Weasley headcannons!!!!

Ngā mihi nui (Thank you very much) for the ask! I feel so treasured! <3

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I hate that I have to study academics like the sciences and mathematics. Like that's not the ✨ dark academia ✨ I was going for! This is physics and unaesthetic death!

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Okay hear me out but Percy Weasley can bake at a god like level but has such shitty cooking (like this boy could set spaghetti on fire) and Oliver Wood could be on MasterChef or something but can't bake to save his life...

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Oliver Wood bakes a cake (colourised)

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Okay hear me out but Percy Weasley can bake at a god like level but has such shitty cooking (like this boy could set spaghetti on fire) and Oliver Wood could be on MasterChef or something but can't bake to save his life...

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Percy Weasley would definitely cry multiple times while reading The Song of Achilles and I will die on this hill

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Listened to 'In The Woods Somewhere' for the first time while doing my physics homework and had an outer body experience? Is this normal for Hozier?